Had to pay the landlord an extra fiver a week, but he has extended our lease, phew! Safe again for a while for all Argy Bargies wanting a sit down and a pint of something, whilst getting things off their chests.???
Night night Maw thanks for coming. Look after Hattie. charleygirl did well to stay as long as she did. Hope the Captain gets her home safely. Last time he took lemon home we didn’t see her for months, they sailed off somewhere. Would you like one of Soop’s herbal cakes Phoenix she made them specially for tonight. Said they would remind you of being in jail. Made from some sort of weed I think ?
I feel about ready for a nightcap. Now do I go for one with a bobble or one with a tassel. Put those tassels away! Honestly ???? You can’t take some firemen anywhere!
Hattie is keeping a disapproving silence so its walkies and bedtime. If I find Lisagran I’ll send her back - I hope she’s not still tunnelling. You never know where she might end up-somewhere outside Glasgow on past performance.
Night night Argy bar, night night llamas, night night alpacas (getting like the Waltons) ? ? ? ?
Well done the Doghouse 4. So pleased to have you back with us (though after tonight you may wish you were still on prison rations ?). Lovely to celebrate with you all and thank you for your wonderful vocal offerings PhoenixMaw and Charleygirl. Has anyone seen Lisagran ?. She was heading down the tunnel with two firemen last time I saw her . ?
There! Mad applause from the audience who were spellbound?????????????????????? The Captain has your coat ready Charley and is seeing you home ( watch out for his roving hands) if you end up in his cabin, don’t say we didn’t warn you.