Had to pay the landlord an extra fiver a week, but he has extended our lease, phew! Safe again for a while for all Argy Bargies wanting a sit down and a pint of something, whilst getting things off their chests.???
Crumbs Maw that second one has pinched one of our llamas. Those pictures have caused Nanytopsy to break out into one of her hot flushes. She’ll be stripping off any time now. See what I mean, she’s already shed one of her liberty bodices.
callistemon Don’t worry I’ve extended the tunnel to Wales. Keep crawling, you’ll make it.. One of the PC s wants to make the acquaintance of the willowy blonde. Could that be you maw He thinks he recognises you for your stint inside at her maj’s pleasure. Come on charleygirl up on the table and jive away just like you did last time you were here. ? Lisagran you certainly have caused quite a stir in that out fit (actually more of you is out of it than in it ?)
The Admiral and the Captain are coming as warders so they can chase all the prisoners. I have lined up pints of special poteen on the bar. Don't let the llamas anywhere near or they will start biting posteriors
Hello all. Party time. Please welcome PC Plod and PC Rozzer who caught me on my way here tonight already dressed in my prison uniform stripes and carrying a crow bar (purely as decoration you understand) it’s taken me a long time to convince them it’s just fancy dress so they’ve come along to check for themselves. They are keen to take part, now they are off duty so they will start with their rendition of Jailhouse Rock .
Maw unlike the rest, I have met you. You underestimate at 5’9”. ? Is the poteen ready yet? I am on my way with a transit van full of policemen - my contribution to the evening.
I will pop in for a short time- I will pop out again to feed Tara but I promise I will return. My height is ordinary- I do dream of being a size 8-10. I was possibly that when born.
MawB you look....well, I have no words for it really, but your enforced rest in jail has given you a pallor. Put your feet up and sample the cocktails whilst I get the karaoke machine going.
Hmmm, have to keep you away from the safe then GG13 as you are all tooled up! Not that there’s much in it ( Lins keeps her marmalade sandwiches in there which isn’t good for the cash.) I mainly keep all the folding stuff in my bloomers or copious cleavage.
I have alerted the local fire station in case the roof collapses due to excess weight..........if and when they arrive at least two firemen are mine ????
I know Orange is the new Black but I do not look good in those colours so I have gone for a nice grey boiler suit plenty of room to hide the necessary tools?⛏