A guy and a girl were going on a date. The girl got ready and waited for him to arrive. After an hour she realised she'd been stood up, so she took off all her make up, put her hair in a bun and put her pyjamas on. She made herself some popcorn and settled down to watch TV.
Ten minutes later, there's a knock at the door, sure enough, its her date. He looked her up and down and said.....'really?? I'm an hour late and you're still not ready'.