Things I would never have thought I would want to say.

About to go out to do shopping, check you have the essentials, money, cards, specs, list.....oh, and mask of course.

Sorry you can't pop in to see your brother while he is here as that would make 7 of us

We'll get together, for a zoom.

“I am going to a library two miles away to collect a book I requested before lockdown from the library just up the road.”

“ My Granny might have been right when she said that library books are nasty germy things”.

"I'd normally shake your hand".
?

Let's have a virtual hug

Have you got masks and anti bac in the car?

At work, I will move over here so you can get to the files.

I think I’ll stay home for 3 months ?

I wonder what FH is going to wear to her party which may or may not of course happen, in 8 months time.

I think I'm really getting the hang of this online board game

Want another game of Race for the Galaxy?

"I'm loving the peace and quiet of lockdown life" ...

I'm sorry sweetheart but grandma cant kiss you ( to my 4year old grandson ?)

'It all depends on whether the government change the rules again'

As in 'I've booked a birthday meal out for tomorrow, but whether we get it........

My wheelie bin goes out more than I do.

Only 3 people allowed in at a time. You will have to wait outside (in the rain)

I’ll leave your birthday present and card on the doorstep, ring the bell, and then wave from the bottom of the drive!!

Don't worry, I've brought my own cutlery, and some bleach.

Nurse doing a blood pressure check at home " I'll be in full P. P. E.

I need to ring the charity shop to see if they're accepting donations.

I’m not going to the pub

I’m shielding. Would you please step back while I take the shopping from your crates.

No, you can’t come into the garden. I’ll meet you in the crowded pub down the road in a few minutes.