Ironic???

I need an energy board this morning.
Please send one (or a whole packet, phoenix)

I have never used an emery board in my life and do not plan to now.
How do you manage without them, Charleygirl?

I also slept well, probably because I put all of this to the back of my mind.
Some of us are able to but is it ride or rise above us all. I have not had breakfast yet, I must rectify that and my one brain cell will be active again after sustenance.

Phoenix it was I who wrote Bedd, don’t worry.
By the way i decided to have a CBD tea at bedtime ....slept really well

Oh heck, messed up again! Off to BED, in Devon, not Wales!

(Unless I've been deported, highly unlikely, as there are restrictions now, and anyway, Mr P might report me missing, well, by Monday, or even earlier if he ran out of socks)

Bedd ?? Is that in Wales ?

Are you board bored with all the nonsense, Charleygirl?
?

I feel virtuous as I sit up in bedd drinking my cannabis tea?

Callistemon

You are all beyond the pale.

I've had enough
I'm galloping away on my unicorn.
?

With the amount they drink they’re Probably beyond the pail.

OMG have I ventured into the lunatic asylum by mistake? I think whatever energy I have will take me upstairs to bed shortly. I have never used an emery board in my life and do not plan to now.

phoenix, your Kindle is changing what you write and it won't upload your photos.
The gods are conspiring against you. Repeat after me: It's not my fault!.

It's like the irony of complaining about a grammatical error and inevitably making one yourself.

Show off!

Callistemon my unicorn is bigger and faster than yours!

Ah, thank you Spangler...... don’t forget to return that board your DGC’s primary school on Monday though!?

lemongrove

What, pray, are energy boards?

You don't know what energy boards are? Well let me enlighten you.

You are all beyond the pale.

I've had enough
I'm galloping away on my unicorn.
?

"Matron, they've escaped again!"

Quick, bring the trolley...........

I could only find 4 veils big enough to cover my ample proportions lemongroveand you should thank me for saving your barman after he choked on llama fur.

Now look, you lot, breaking a nail is a serious business.

Such a dilemma!
Do you file all the others to match or suffer the embarrassment of one shorter nail?

I know you were there Hazbeen as I spotted you in a corner of the bar giving Achilles the kiss of life.I greatly admired your seven veils outfit ( although a few veils seemed to be missing)?

Oops I meant a skunk, certainly not intentionally alluding to a drug.

Too late to think about probation now, drunk as skunk and asking for energy boards!

Or is it an ‘everyone bored’ as we all seem to be stalking each other on a Friday night.

Now, ladies (and I may be using the term somewhat loosely) be gentle, I'm recently out of you know where, perhaps I should have a probation officer to supervise me during my rehabilitation?