What a treat this thread is. Good for a laugh to. I haven't got any bazooms, and as yet, no moobs either.
All of my wardrobe comes out of 1930's & 40's classic Hollywood. someone mentioned white linen trousers. I have a light blue linen suit, 1930's style, had it made for a wedding. How I wish I had listened to the tailor when he suggested a 20% polyester mix. 30 minutes on and the suit looks like I have slept in it.
You have all had me in stitches, I love the love/hate comments about crocs, (had to google crocs) my shoes get a similar reaction and so do my hats, as in: "Whose the prat in the hat?
One thing I can guarantee though, you will never see me in tee shirt, jeans and trainers. Here's just one of the pairs of shoes that always get a reaction. There's many more.