Wouldn’t be seen dead in

Anything frilly.

Jeans.
They look utterly appalling on me.
Any shoe or boot that isn't flat.
Polyester.

Julia Somervilles dress on Rip off Britain this morning , it’s like a long leather ish black bin bag.
Awful, even the puff top sleeves weren’t on her shoulders.

Crocs

Leather trousers
Anything orange or yellow
Ripped jeans
Bare shoulder tops
Cropped tops
Dr Martens boots
Anything tight

I agree about the dress Oopsadaisy! Horrid - and it must be like a sauna in there!

Jeans, yes Fanny - at least I know I'm too old for them now!

Jane, Crocs around the house and garden - but never in public.

Skirts/dresses above the knee - not with my knobbly knees!

Definitely no crocs
Boob Tubes
Crop Tops

Crocs for me too

A dress or skirt
Leggings
Anything too patterned

Teetime - I really like the cold shoulder tops. My shoulders are actually still nice, unlike the décolletage, arms and neck (they all had too much sun)!

Crocs are very comfy
(runs and hides)

Ah yes i hate crocs too except on children maybe!
I admit to wearing jeans though but always with a long top.

Can I add anything with sequins or appliqué on.....

FannyCornforth

Crocs are very comfy
(runs and hides)

I have no need to be comfy in my coffin ;-)

Nearly forgot....those fleeces with “scenes” on....howling wolves etc

Wide leg 3/4 Trousers - my legs are so skinny, they look like sticks

A bikini!
Aarrgh!

A bikini.

Bought one for my honeynoon and never worn one since. Not a question of body suitability, just found it so uncomfortable, constantly worrying if anything was slipping or showing. I prefer to just put on a swimming costume and forget about it.

Leopard print

Fur

Oh lord a bikini .....dreadful image.

Lucca - do I win?

Not necessarily. For me the bikini thing is due to unsightly flesh but other things maybe just fashion crimes ? So some people look glorious in a nice bikini but would still look awful in the howling wolves fleece

Any skirt / dress above the knee.
A fleece jacket.
Crop tops
Ripped Jeans
Anything pink!!

Ah, good points Lucca, you've clearly given this much thought...

That dress worn by Julia Somerville looked like a giant Margaret Thatcher handbag.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in a bikini, must remember to tell my children I don’t want to be buried in one.