Wouldn’t be seen dead in

Anything that’s ‘elasticated for your comfort’ ......shudder.....

Boob tube

Anything with a pattern on it.

Anything beige.

Crocs are for gardening only

Vellum? PEPLUM

Cold shoulder tops
Fur: fake or real
Any animal print
Anything in crimplene, especially with an elasticated waist
Trousers that have a front crease stitched in place
Plastic or any man-made material shoes (apart from my gardening crocs)
Anything with a frill, bow or lacey bits
Anything with puffed sleeves or a vellum
Anything with a plunge neckline

There could be more......?

Lucca the clothes people think are appropriate for people of a particular age, especially older women. You see the adverts in the weekend newspapers and colour supplements.

A frind wears them, and looks very suitably dressed, She recommended this company to me. www.countrycollection.co.uk/ladies . Age approriate clothes of a style I would not be seen dead in.

Lucca

Nearly forgot....those fleeces with “scenes” on....howling wolves etc

This x 1000! I've never seen one that didn't look awful and I've never seen any one wearing one that looked good in it. Hideous things.

But crocs are brilliant for gardening in!

Ooh yes fur. Definite nono from me!

Culottes
I'm 71 and I practically live in jeans!

Oh yes dragonfly that's definitely a no no!

My SiL says that Crocs are contraceptive devices!!

Jeans - I didn’t wear them even when I was young - or anything else denim. Why would I dress like an American artisan? High heels, unbelievably silly in my view. Whoever thought them up? At my age I wouldn’t wear anything sleeveless, though I did when young.

Ageing flesh is not a pretty sight. Keep it covered.

What though are age appropriate clothes ?

Thanks for starting this thread Lucca I was thinking about this very thing yesterday ☺️

Most of what Teetime said, especially anything orange or yellow - I just look sallow.
Culottes or wide leg trousers, I'm too short!
Puff sleeves.
Boob tubes.
Fur.
Pointy toed shoes or boots.
False eyelashes.

I could go on.... ?

I am always wary about saying I will never do/wear/buy anything because there is always that one circumstance when I do. But things I think I am highly unlikely to wear

Wide leg trousers, I get entangled in them and trip up
Black leather
Age appropriate clothes

Thong knickers!

Knitted ??? Knotted.

I don't want to be seen dead in a cemetery. no matter what I am wearing.

A head square knitted under the chin to top it off?

FannyCornforth

Ah, good points Lucca, you've clearly given this much thought...

Yes it’s called displacement therapy I think

Perhaps we need a complete outfit.
So far it would consist of a pink, leopard print bikini; a zip up fleece with a wolf howling at the moon on the back; and a pair of crocs.

Oh yes and those silly jumpers which hang off one shoulder!

Leggings, jeggings, ripped jeans, crocs, thigh high boots, anything loose and bulky which swamps me. Mini skirts and cropped tops.

Crimplene!

That dress worn by Julia Somerville looked like a giant Margaret Thatcher handbag.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in a bikini, must remember to tell my children I don’t want to be buried in one.

Ah, good points Lucca, you've clearly given this much thought...

Any skirt / dress above the knee.
A fleece jacket.
Crop tops
Ripped Jeans
Anything pink!!