The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

With my raise of five shillings I will be buying new bloomers in the sale at Anne Winters.

George will not be able to resist me in my new NAVY blue ones.

AGAA4 not sure about Anne Winters, I rushed into Anne Summers for some interesting minimalist undies in anticipation that my GC mission was successful ?

Don't think Anne Summers does bloomers Grannygravy but you will get some skimpy, crotchless bits of cloth from there. Is that what you were after?
George will be impressed as will the Admiral, the Captain and all the llamas.

AGA I thought you'd changed horses mid race now and have enlisted Orlando?
Hope so - I'd bagged your place in the queue for GC (^old violins^ and all that)

? yawn. You can all have George. Been there, done that, bought the T shirt etc. ....and Orlando AGA.
I am on the lookout for a young and fit sailor. Naval night suits me.
Navy bloomers AGA that takes me back to my school days.
AGA you don’t want to know about Grannygravy’s knickers, believe me. The sights we’ve seen in the Argy ?

Yes, it would make your eyes water ( as some here never wear bloomers at all!)

Mission accomplished GG13 well done! Get back here with your captive and stash him in the cellar.There’s the old lilo and a blanket ready for him.
Orlando is alright, I’ll give you that, especially in his elf gear,
But you can’t beat old George ( although we have tried )?

Think you mean fiddles ixiom..... violins are a bit up market for us here.

Doodle you will be in your element ( booze) on Friday night, get here early to bag the best specimen.

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lemon said "some here never wear bloomers at all". I was faint with shock in this upmarket dive establishment.

Doodle has a list pinned to her wall of all the A list celebrities who have visited her outside the Argy. She is bored with them now and is looking for a fine matelot for the night.

All secured lemon I have borrowed some fit young soldiers and they are now guarding George, I shall continue to console him until he is feeling up for visitors

GG13 those fit, young soldiers will need to be guarded too at the Argy.

George is here now and is helping me with brewing the poteen only he is insisting on putting coffee in it. Ah well, may be a good batch.

Did someone say it’s Naval Night this week? I like an officer and a gentleman.......and a sailor, and a pirate . I’d better get my port holes cleaned

Don’t let him off the chain though AGA ...we need him to man the Nespresso machine on Naval Nite.
Is that your granddaughter btw? Pretty girl isn’t she.
I like an officer too, especially if they’re not a gentleman.
The Admiral will be bringing the whole ship’s crew with him, plenty of jolly jack tars to go around.

There’ll be karaoke as usual, so start planning your ‘numbers now ......I shall be kicking off the evening with that old favourite from The Village People ‘In the naveeeee!’Young man’ ...etc Just popped in to check that all is ship shape and to have a snifter, rum, naturally.Leave the bottle, Thor.

I hope the seamen are able bodied and I hope the llamas will be kept on the poop deck after the scrubbing I’ve done today. Us scrubbers could do with a drink, can’t wait to see the cocktail menu Lemon

Your wish is my command Laura ?

Kiss Me Hardy.....white rum, ginger ale and advocaat with a dash of drain cleaner.
Cat O’ Nine Tails..... voddy, pernod, lime juice with a hint of
Vim.
Bristol Fashion....dry sherry, brandy, lemonade and a splash of Flash.
Pipe Me Aboard......whisky, cointreau, diet coke and a spoonful of syrup of figs.
Shore Leave.....dark rum, absinthe, blackcurrant cordial and a
Squeeze of Fairy Liquid.

All equally delightful and lethal.?

Definitely fancy a Shore Leave, I love the Fairy bubbles dancing in my throat, nose and other orifices

A bit like champagne isn’t it? Only green...and soapy.Gives you a good inner clean up.

And lasts and lasts and lasts, two and a half times longer than other brands

lemongrove

Yes, it would make your eyes water ( as some here never wear bloomers at all!)

Am I allowed to say, you should visit www.whatkatiedid.com/ my old car featured on the front page of one of Katie's catalogues.

lemongrove Thu 12-Nov-20 20:52:43

I like an officer too, especially if they’re not a gentleman.

Hello Sailor!

Lisagran trust you to come up with a saucy outfit again.
You can’t go cleaning the loos in that outfit. Get your boiler suit back on.
spangler don’t tease lemon with that photo of the sailor. She’s used to the likes of the Admiral and the Captain and they’re not in that league at all ?