The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

Oops, squeals from the shadows - sorry, guys??

One of the llamas has just kicked the bucket. Someone left it in the shadows

And the other is eyeing up the mop rather worryingly?

Gnasher is charging round with a mop knocking everyone over and spilling all the drinks.

Is this something to do with Brexit?

You’re in the wrong bar again Fanny ( by gaslight?)✨
Have a glass of shampoo before you go ?? ( it may be Vosene) clears the sinuses!

Will somebody tie those damned llamas up please, they’re causing havoc ( and I’ve just stepped in something nasty).....
It’s alright, it’s only Laura’s wig, phew!

Two fee drinks for staff and then cash in the till sil voose play
( excuse my French)?
Take the pies out of t’oven in 30 mins will you, I have an errand to run.

Freudian slip there....fee instead of free

Hey - lemon promised 'drinks on the house for all tonight'. I read 'all tonight' as until at least midnight.......

Did I hear someone say “Drinks are on the house tonight?” I always like things that are free (and easy). I’ll just finish re-arranging my jugs, then I’ll be at the front for a quick one.......

It’s chaos in here tonight. Come here my little cuddly llamas. There, there, don’t let the nasty people upset you. Come on Gnasher, Alama, Humphrey and Grasper over here now there’s a pint of poteen each. You just stay in the corner and drink up.
Evening all. What was it lemon said? Free drinks all evening for the staff. AGA this brew is a good one.
Laura Ixion let’s sit here and have a drink. We can tell Lisa it’s her turn to clean the lavs. No doubt she will find some exotic garment to wear to do so.
Happy New Year all .....hic...let’s have another.
I wonder what lemon is doing.......or should that be who? ???????

That’s it Lisa make yerself at home, put your jugs on the bar and relax, the Admiral was asking after you earlier, he’s now slumped in the corner with his head on the table though, in no shape for conversation or canoodling.

Cor lisa you sneaked in the door behind me. Give us a twirl girl let’s see what you’re wearing this time.
Ooh very demure for you I may say. Keep doing that with your arms and your jugs will be up under your chin ?

I’ll have you know Doodle that I’m saving myself for Rich Reggie ( the clue is in the name.) Am as sober as a judge as I need to keep an eye on the till tonight.I may allow myself a
Glass of bubbly near closing time.

Rich Reggie...not sure I know him. Is he the chap in the corner with lisa wrapped round him ?

Ooh, party pooper?
You mean you can face (or otherwise) Rich Reggie when sober??
You deserve a ?

If it's the one in the corner, doodle, he looks more like 'Raunchy Reggie' from here.

Not rampant randy rich Reggie. I should let Lisa exhaust him Lemon, better for your back when he’s a bit knackered.

Thought I’d flirt with his brother Rich Ronnie Krayfish. Smooth operator.

I’ve left Rich Reggie on the floor in the corner for you, lemongrove - once he’s had time to recover, you should find him perfectly serviceable. He seemed to enjoy popping my cork.....

Did Fanny stay for a Vosene?
Too dark here to see what's going on - probably a good thing!

I’m not sure Reggie will recover tonight Lisa he’s out for the count. lemonwon’t be pleased.
laura you be careful. Those Krayfish twins have a bit of a reputation in the chip shop.

They have been involved in battery a few times

Very true AGA ..... salt and battery, dangerous boys Reggie and Ronnie.
Am pleased you have tired him out Lisa as truth be told I don’t really fancy him but was hoping for a cruise round the Med.
The till is virgo intacta ( which is more than I can say for you lot) as I have kept my beady eye on it all night.Plenty of cash for the next month now?
Happy New Year hussies......see you for a snifter on the morrow.

I hope there’s assault on the chips