The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

Missed out on the winning tickets again. Maybe I should buy some? What I could do with 17/6!
My hovel cottage needs a new roof. I also want to buy some new bloomers. There is a fine pair in lustrous lime in Sexy Sadie's on the high street.
Lederhosen? Not sure if she sells those. You do have to have the knees for them.

Bavarian night or Swiss night, skiing, singing, gluhwein

I’ll borrow the fondue set from little Heidi then we can share my winnings and all have new bloomers from Sexy Sadies

You are kind Laura. New bloomers all round but the lustrous lime ones are mine.
When Flirty Freddy took me to Austria he had a wonderful night of foot stamping in his lederhosen.
Think I had better sweep the Argy floor or we will all choke on the dust.

Purple silk for me, like a ripe plum.

White for me Laura like the little angel I am ?

What does lustrous lime say about me I wonder

Very tasty with a large gin AGA

Blush pink for me - I’m very shy and I easily blush........

Well you all know why I chose white ?

Oh go on then, we’ll have Swiss Nite next Friday ( yum, fondue) men in tiny leather shorts with big horns, Toblerone cocktails.I will start planning my outfit already, something that enhances my bazooms.?
I would like a pair of red winceyette bloomers please.

Of course Doodle you enjoy nights in white satin ( as well as knights in white satin) .....what other reason could there be?

Do big horns fit in tiny leather shorts lemon? ?

I hope you won’t be inviting wandering Hans lemongrove
<goes off whistling>
? “I love to go a-wandering,
Along the mountain track” ?

Maw great to have you back. Join us for a pint of poteen. ?

Would you like a new pair of bloomers Maw, pick a colour, we’re going shopping at Sexy Sadies in the Decadent Mall tomorrow.

Hmm, I quite fancy heliotrope - trimmed with Swiss lace.
Is now the time to plagiarise that very apposite one-liner we heard elsewhere in connection with Swiss Nite?
“What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but their flag is a big plus”

It’s the way you tell ‘em Maw?
Yes we will have flags all round the bar as usual......is wandering Hans available for Friday?
I shall be interviewing for bar staff this week ( Hans is welcome) as we need two more male members .?

By the way, Gorgeous George is back for a while, he has no filming at the moment, he is waiting at the Nespresso machine to serve you.

Coffee and donuts for all, when you have finished the cleaning.

Hi ladies ?

Please can I be in your gang? The Argy is the only sane place in GN World, and I am in desperate need............

(No bloomers for me thank you, commando is the new thing)

Sexy Sadie also does a nice line in liberty bodices and enticing support stockings. She knows the Argy ladies like to be chaste - or chased? so has a good supply of chastity belts rusting stored in her stock room.

GG13 you think the Argy is sane? Lemon will be pleased to see you as there is a lot of cleaning to do.

Big welcomes to Mawbee and GG13 .......where do you go to when you’re not here?? we need all the scrubbers we can get....bring your own brushes and carbolic and there’s five shillings a week in it for you.
Unsure about sane GG but it’s convivial and cosy and there’s always something happening and it’s usually quite loud ( to borrow a line from Our House, Madness)?

"welcome to the house of fun, now you've come of age"

We will descend on ‘Sexy Sadie’s Boutique for discerning ladies’ tomorrow, we will get a group discount on the bloomers, ooh la lah! ?