Embarrassing stories for light relief?

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When I was engaged to my first husband his parents took us to a club they went to a lot they insisted I play bingo. I had no idea what I was doing never having played before my fiancée suddenly called ‘House’ and grabbed my card waving it in the air. It turned out I’d marked the thing all wrong and hadn’t won. He very sheepishly sat down and his parents looked totally embarrassed.

Bluebellwould I’m still laughing picturing that scene unfold. Was it one of those embarrassing episodes that was never mentioned again or did your future brother in law have a laugh about it later?

At age fifteen I met Orlin Norder, wed been out a few times when he told me that his parents would like to meet me and had invited me to lunch on Sunday. I had been shopping with my mother on the Saturday and she had treated me to a pair of red tartan kitten heeled shoes with black patent toes and heels. On Sunday morning I put them on to walk to the newsagent for the Sunday papers, I took a short cut through a building site to avoid passing Orlin’s house. Just before reaching the shop I stepped on to what looked like solid grey ground only to sink ankle deep in mud. I had to put the other foot in to get out and stumbled in to the newsagent in years. He was so kind and fetched a bucket of water to wash my feet and shoes while a horrid middle aged customer laughed his head off which added to my distress.
Later that day I arrived at Orlin’s house in my flat black school shoes and went in to be introduced to his parents and, I’m sure you’ve guessed by now, horrid, insensitive middle aged man was his father.

In tears not years

Similar tale to Bluebellewould. I was about eighteen when one day Orlin’s father was wearing similar trousers to his son and had bent down to put some wood on the fire, I had walked in and put a hand in each pocket from behind caressing as I went, fortunately the pockets weren’t quite long enough to reach the bits other pockets may have reached as Orlin walked in to the room.
The worrying thing was the father didn’t react to warn me and I never trusted him after that. Sleazy old piece of turf.

I caused a tsunami on a bus when I fell backwards as the driver braked at the stop, causing those behind me to fall too.

That's not my only embarrassing bus story, but I'll leave it at that for now

When DH and I were courting we went to town one Saturday. I went into a chemist to buy hairspray and he said he’d stand outside.
Hairspray was on a shelf above a stacked up pyramid display of Slimfast tins. As I reached for the spray I knocked most of the tins over, then stepped back on a blind customer’s sitting Guide dog’s tail causing him to yelp. Commotion and much noise was caused as you can imagine.
I came out of the shop and OH said “did you hear all that noise in there?” I dragged him away quickly explaining “hear it - I caused it!” ?