When DH and I were courting we went to town one Saturday. I went into a chemist to buy hairspray and he said he’d stand outside.
Hairspray was on a shelf above a stacked up pyramid display of Slimfast tins. As I reached for the spray I knocked most of the tins over, then stepped back on a blind customer’s sitting Guide dog’s tail causing him to yelp. Commotion and much noise was caused as you can imagine.
I came out of the shop and OH said “did you hear all that noise in there?” I dragged him away quickly explaining “hear it - I caused it!” ?
Son on rebound - wants to marry