GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Alligator shoes
Lord Lemongrove has a pair which he always wears for the GN Christmas Ball.They provide a talking point, and sometimes a punch up!?

Always do dress beautifully, what are you implying?

Ballgown.....mine is white and silver and incredibly sparkly, and will be having my hair coloured to match, well, I do want to be the belle of the ball.

Crinoline and corsets, making me breathlessly alluring.

But.....kitty you came in dungarees and a straw hat last year,
So was hoping you would make an effort this time.

Dentures. Assuming food might be on the tough side

Eggnog....I will order gallons of it, I rather like mine in a pint glass.?

Dustbin lid and a diadem

Fans (for my dance)

Gallons of glühwein and green galoshes

Is the dustbin lid to fend off any over attentive male guests
Lucca? It’s true that by midnight some have become a bit frisky.

I'll bring the gin and wear a garter ?

A hat with holly.

I will be wearing my Christmas burka. All the easier to hide my uncut hair, Covid weight and anything I might nick on the night. Strictly no dancing though. My escort will be David Olusoga by arrangement with DH.

Ham, a happy face and a hammock for a rest later.

In that case Jane I shall be counting the spoons after your visit ( and may whip off your burkha when you least expect it.

Kites.......we will be as high as them by 2 am ( with any luck)

A jumper with jingle bells.

I'll bring, nay wear my seven veils ready for a solo dance after I've had too much myrrh

Oh how lovely, an invitation to go Out ?
I will wear an outfit that cost an arm and a leg 10 years ago (so quite new really). It’s shrunk ? since I bought it, so the back of the dress will be open, and I can’t walk in the shoes, but if you prop me up with my back in a corner, I’m sure I’ll look alluring.

What happened to alphabetical?!?

No lemon grove the dustbin lid forms part of my ensemble possibly teamed with a garden trellis. For defence I shall use a dibber

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P.S. I’ll bring Stinking Bishop cheese. I have some in the back of the garage somewhere, just need to reach through the cobwebs.
Also a few flagons of rough cider. The stuff they make round here - I’m not exaggerating - it’s Rough!