GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Foaming pints of Guinness to put hair on your chest. Not you Lemon you’ve got enough already.

Elf costumes, I think the male guests would look rather cute in them☺️

Diarrhoea-relief medication, in that case, lemon

Christmas cake....to served at suppertime, made with my own fair hands and containing a generous scattering of silver sixpences ( and a few old bus tickets which accidentally fell in whilst Lord L was emptying his wallet when mixing up the currants and sultanas.) Apologies in advance if you choke.

But of course......you will notice on the map I sent you a X,
This isn’t a kiss, it’s where you turn right at the crossroads, keep on for about five miles, then turn left at the old oak tree
( there are yellow ribbons on it) keep going for two miles and turn left again when you see a long and winding road, follow this until you reach the village of Much Grumbling, and then take a right turn by the village stocks ( still in use) and that leads directly to Lemongrove Manor.
Happy cycling!?

All ready but don't know where to go? Map please, Lemon, -
I can't use a satnav on my push bike! (Bit of a delay because I can't find my bicycle clips and my frock is quite long. Think I'll have to tuck my frock in my knickers for the journey. Mind you I have my party knickers on and there is a lot of frock and not a lot of knicker. IYSWIM)

Zoom facilities for those at home who cannot join the Party.

Yurt - complete with young Mongolian bareback rider .....ooh?

Xenas!
(Tough, physical, confident women - apparently)

Walkers crisps delivered by Gary Lineker .

Vast quantities of coffee, make mine a mocha please

Underwear recycling bin for all the garments left behind after the party. ?

Tassels, to see who can spin them in the same direction.

Sultry looks from behind our fans, oh, la sir!

Rustling noises from the butler’s pantry..... remarkable!

Questionable tastes in men and party attire, but nobody will notice by 9pm.

Parachutes to bring in the airmen

Ostrich feathers ( I have three on my tiara)

Naughty sailors, I’m sure it’s already been said but you can never have too many

Mixers for Laura’s loads of gin. (If she doesn’t have it with mixers she’ll be legless before she gets to the front door. ?

Loads of sausage rolls. I love them.

Karate chops with gravy

Jive competition for those whose legs still work. ??

Incense to cover those embarrassing sprout moments

Groom, to look after my coach and four.