GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Muscadet, Mince pies and merriment I will bring in my muff...well I am getting on a bit, lots of space...

More footmen. There should be enough to share around, I love a man with a pair of finely shaped calves in silken hose.

Doodle - ewe iz a norty minks! ?

Jest cos I ewest to elp Nittee Nawra, the Nitt Nurs wen she woz chekkin yore hed fore creepie crawlees ? duzzn meen I gotted a Stiffgit!

MUST not leave your boys out Doodle

Pants who are you kidding. Raunchy posts making your hair curl. You’ve probably got a stiffgit in hair management ?

Sorry lemon I digress. Thanks AGA for including the llamas. We wouldn’t want them left out. I am making them furry antlers so we can pretend they are reindeer.

Mistletoe - for those who need an excuse.

Lacey underwear, preferably red & black under my plunging neckline & slide slit skirt.

Llamas

Kiwi Kevin sends his apologies. Kensington Kenneth is pressing his bow tie.

Jelly tots, if I can find some. Apparently they are hard to find.

And I shall be wearing my Itzy Witzy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (with liberty bodice underneath, homage to my dear mum)

Hair straighteners- some of the raunchy posts on here have made my hair curl ?!

I’m bringing my horse in case l have to make a quick getaway.
He is a hunter, will be wearing his head collar and l will have my hard hat on and high heels. (Not easy to ride in them!).

Oh you are all so funny and wacky , I am loving this post ,
If I am invited I will bring a Hotwater bottle in case I get a chill from wearing my baby doll nightie,

High jinks. Bound to be plenty. I will have to keep my eye on you ixion ?

That's the one, (NOT!). I'll provide the saucer of milk for the floor show.

Galloway??

Gorgeous George - and he's mine, all mine?

Flamingos........didn’t we have some of those by the lake at last year’s bash?

Full throated fun...in flowery frocks

Extra canapés.....we shall be peckish with all the dancing, and supper isn’t until 10pm?

My diadem, the one dripping with diamonds, and a doggy bag to scoop up any edible leftovers for Christmas dinner.

Clodhoppers so I can make a noisy entrance.

Canoodling in the cupboard with a classy chap.

Buxom wenches for Lord Lemongrove so he keeps his cold hands off me ?

Bl**dy autocorrect. Advocaat not advocates. Well not unless they’re good looking ones,?