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GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

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lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 09:45:32

As usual, there will be a grand Christmas Ball , and the invitations have already been sent out to you all, on very expensive hand crafted cards with scalloped 22carat gold edging.To be held a few days before Christmas and the venue is Lemongrove Manor (in England, somewhere in the back of beyond).To those of you who have never attended before,
Say what you will be bringing and a line or two of chat ( or a much as you want to) although it’s alphabetical in nature (although we usually get very mixed up) this thread is a cross between a game and general chat.Dress beautifully please?

LauraNorder Mon 21-Dec-20 17:29:30

Lord and Lady Lemongrove to get this party started

AGAA4 Mon 21-Dec-20 17:31:17

Like this Laura. We need more men for the Raffle.

LauraNorder Mon 21-Dec-20 18:48:10

Many many more muscular moustachioed men

Doodle Mon 21-Dec-20 20:26:24

Naughty muscular moustachioed men ?

AGAA4 Mon 21-Dec-20 21:28:13

Only handsome ones

LauraNorder Mon 21-Dec-20 21:29:47

Preferably perfectly formed

LauraNorder Mon 21-Dec-20 21:30:34

Quite a reasonable request, perfect, handsome, muscular

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 00:05:02

& Ready! ?

Rufus2 Tue 22-Dec-20 05:07:59

Razors for naughty moustachioed Ladies.

DanniRae Tue 22-Dec-20 09:10:47

S*d off Rufus .............None of us would ever need your razors. What a (definitely not hairy) CHEEK tchwink

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 16:00:12

Ten for me - muscular men that is not razors!

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 16:17:58

Unicorns, I know it’s been said before but you can’t have too many unicorns

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 16:18:52

Vessels, large drinking ones full of brandy and babycham

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 16:32:14

Wailing noises from the west wing.....worried!

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 19:45:29

Zebras lemon they have come in from the local animal park.

Laura I know there are things you can’t have too many of but I’m not sure that was ? unicorns ?

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:48:53

Aching feet.....time for a sit down on a silk covered chair ( only the best here!)

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:49:13

Are you sure they aren't llamas in pyjamas Doodle

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:49:51

Bells, do ring for a servant when you want something...

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:54:38

Can I ring for a footman?

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:57:03

Do you need a pedicure?

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 20:20:35

'e could sort out me corns

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 20:26:18

For Heaven’s sake! ( raises elegant eyebrows).....we don’t want cornplasters all over the ballroom.....use the scullery please.

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 22:10:30

Get a grip AGA. If you need a man for your feet I’ll send round lemon’s farrier.

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 22:11:13

Helium balloons so we can all talk in high pitched voices ?

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 22:13:11

I do anyway Doodle?