GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Or the chaise longue, even. Stop it, autocorrect!

I shall be lying on the chaise long, languid in my ladies lounge suit.

That’s if Ian Blackford doesn’t catch me crossing the border.

Killer heels.....mine will rival Nicola Sturgeons ??

That’s what caused the punch up Ellan?

Jars of brandy infused mincemeat....I shall need some help with the pastry as cook has just gone off in a huff when she realised how many people are attending the ball.?

The last time I remarked on Lord Lemongrove's alligator shoes, he said " they're my feet " and that I need to go to Spec-savers, so I'll say nothing this time.

That’s fine Grandmabatty it does tend to get lost at times
( alphabet thing) which is all part of the charm ( as are your 7 veils)?

Did not pick up on the alphabetical thing. So sorry. Still clutching my seven veils though

Well I’ve been out , but not out, out, so this will be a treat. What date is it? Because if we need to bring a pudding I’ll need some notice.

Frock is sorted , sparkly and will fit once I’ve adjusted the fit, shoes depends on the weather, probably wellies due to muddy surroundings, but I’ve got a glass slipper if only I can find the other one........shall I bring a bottle?

Incense scented candles and Juniper flavoured Gin.

Hatpins...so useful for clearing away the crowds when crossing the ballroom.

Ear rings; great big dangling ones encrusted with diamonds and sapphires. Can someone let Mr. S. know please because I haven't got any as described.

Gas ( all kinds)
We don’t have any new fangled electricity here.

Footmen ( frolicking ones)?

Doubtful Doodle but I will pass on that message?

Decor..... Christmasy as can be?????

Elegantly dressed in a fetching emerald green ensemble I have decided I will accept your kind invitation to your Christmas Ball lemon on the condition that Lord Lemongrove keeps his hands to himself.........or at least warms them up first .

Determinedly departing for a while. Didn’t mean to deter others. Will return when z comes around again

Canapés, cold meats, cherry brandy, cream puffs. Can’t carry any more than that in my cloth carrier bags.

Big balloons, sparkling above amongst the chandeliers. Bold gentlemen begging for a dance.

Underwear.......definitely my next set!!!

Not sure about outer layer yet????

Adrenaline flowing now, must go and rest

Zebra ? print onesie?

Zealous, zany youths, still dreaming.
Zing in the punch perhaps.

Yummy young youths, in our dreams. Yellow custard anyone?

This thread is going to have to be x rated soon.