GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

LauraNorder

Crinoline and corsets, making me breathlessly alluring.

???? This conjured up an image of your lady's maid tugging on the laces to cinch in the corset LauraNorder! Brightened an otherwise gloomy day!

Xtremely amusing riposte Lucca

In that case we'd better have some Durex- frenchletters, johnnies, whatever you want to call them. I know it's too late for babies but apparently STDs are flourishing! Any particular sort?

Well I wonder at your woeful wanton words!

Vaginal lubricant. You never know your luck. Hope I haven’t lowered the tone and upset any vestal virgins.

Unctuous urban underwear to upstage uther people.

Undergarments, boned of course. And perhaps Santa underpants for Orlin

Scintillating chat, shiny shoes and a sliver of silk as a face mask

Truffles and a pig to find more in the wonderful forest of grand old oaks on the Lemongrove estate

Snooze you loose, oops

Ruby red slippers to adorn my dainty feet and red rum, no not the bloody horse

Snow.....how super, we can ski later

Roger the lodger....he adores these Christmas Balls,and is a raffishly attired rogue ( so look out)

Gill you are really taking the P now?

(Shhhhh Lucca we are in polite company, bad enough if me to mention arse!)?

Quintessential English gentleman on my arm, or Orlin

Queen of tarts has kindly invited us so will hopefully behave for the first few minutes

Darn, Lucca beat me to it! Wanders off scratching head trying to think of something other than Quince jelly.......

Pants or knickers, we’re not in the Argy now. As for tit or tip. Lemongrove Manor is probably a tip below stairs

Plenty of Prosecco will be my contribution, maybe peanuts and a passion fruit pavlova too. I shall also be wearing my big girl pants which I shall hoik up when affronted. Is that enough 'P', lemongrove?

Purple and pink panties. (God I hate that word). Plenty of Pinot . Pieces of pulled pork in a parcel of prosciutto.

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Many, many stairs at Lemongrove Manor, I shall be making a spectacular entrance ( although, I hope, not as I did last year when I tripped and fell down them, arse over tip.?

I always thought it was arse over tit not tip ??

I'll wear a onesie.

Nuts and nibbles with nutmeg, and my nails done with those sparkly pictures.

Orlin Norder, can’t go anywhere without him these days