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GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

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lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 09:45:32

As usual, there will be a grand Christmas Ball , and the invitations have already been sent out to you all, on very expensive hand crafted cards with scalloped 22carat gold edging.To be held a few days before Christmas and the venue is Lemongrove Manor (in England, somewhere in the back of beyond).To those of you who have never attended before,
Say what you will be bringing and a line or two of chat ( or a much as you want to) although it’s alphabetical in nature (although we usually get very mixed up) this thread is a cross between a game and general chat.Dress beautifully please?

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:00:38

Undergarments, boned of course. And perhaps Santa underpants for Orlin

Lucca Wed 25-Nov-20 11:01:53

Unctuous urban underwear to upstage uther people.

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:03:42

Vaginal lubricant. You never know your luck. Hope I haven’t lowered the tone and upset any vestal virgins.

Lucca Wed 25-Nov-20 11:04:33

Well I wonder at your woeful wanton words!

trisher Wed 25-Nov-20 11:06:42

In that case we'd better have some Durex- frenchletters, johnnies, whatever you want to call them. I know it's too late for babies but apparently STDs are flourishing! Any particular sort?

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:07:08

Xtremely amusing riposte Lucca

PollyDolly Wed 25-Nov-20 11:08:16

LauraNorder

Crinoline and corsets, making me breathlessly alluring.

???? This conjured up an image of your lady's maid tugging on the laces to cinch in the corset LauraNorder! Brightened an otherwise gloomy day!

Ellianne Wed 25-Nov-20 11:09:37

This thread is going to have to be x rated soon.

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:11:09

Yummy young youths, in our dreams. Yellow custard anyone?

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:13:14

Zealous, zany youths, still dreaming.
Zing in the punch perhaps.

MawBe Wed 25-Nov-20 11:13:58

Zebra ? print onesie?

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:13:59

Adrenaline flowing now, must go and rest

GrannyGravy13 Wed 25-Nov-20 11:24:58

Underwear.......definitely my next set!!!

Not sure about outer layer yet????

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:28:13

Big balloons, sparkling above amongst the chandeliers. Bold gentlemen begging for a dance.

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:30:43

Canapés, cold meats, cherry brandy, cream puffs. Can’t carry any more than that in my cloth carrier bags.

LauraNorder Wed 25-Nov-20 11:34:01

Determinedly departing for a while. Didn’t mean to deter others. Will return when z comes around again

Doodle Wed 25-Nov-20 12:05:16

Elegantly dressed in a fetching emerald green ensemble I have decided I will accept your kind invitation to your Christmas Ball lemon on the condition that Lord Lemongrove keeps his hands to himself.........or at least warms them up first .

lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 12:12:05

Doubtful Doodle but I will pass on that message?

Decor..... Christmasy as can be?????

lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 12:13:00

Footmen ( frolicking ones)?

lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 12:14:00

Gas ( all kinds)
We don’t have any new fangled electricity here.

Smileless2012 Wed 25-Nov-20 12:14:36

Ear rings; great big dangling ones encrusted with diamonds and sapphires. Can someone let Mr. S. know please because I haven't got any as describedgrin.

lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 12:26:17

Hatpins...so useful for clearing away the crowds when crossing the ballroom.

toscalily Wed 25-Nov-20 12:33:27

Incense scented candles and Juniper flavoured Gin.

MrsThreadgoode Wed 25-Nov-20 13:05:49

Well I’ve been out , but not out, out, so this will be a treat. What date is it? Because if we need to bring a pudding I’ll need some notice.

Frock is sorted , sparkly and will fit once I’ve adjusted the fit, shoes depends on the weather, probably wellies due to muddy surroundings, but I’ve got a glass slipper if only I can find the other one........shall I bring a bottle?

Grandmabatty Wed 25-Nov-20 13:08:18

Did not pick up on the alphabetical thing. So sorry. Still clutching my seven veils though