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GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

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lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 09:45:32

As usual, there will be a grand Christmas Ball , and the invitations have already been sent out to you all, on very expensive hand crafted cards with scalloped 22carat gold edging.To be held a few days before Christmas and the venue is Lemongrove Manor (in England, somewhere in the back of beyond).To those of you who have never attended before,
Say what you will be bringing and a line or two of chat ( or a much as you want to) although it’s alphabetical in nature (although we usually get very mixed up) this thread is a cross between a game and general chat.Dress beautifully please?

Rufus2 Wed 23-Dec-20 00:05:10

Public Relations Officer Doodle ("S*d off Rufus") will greet guests in the foyer.
Please note; Unshaven Riff-Raff will be turned away! tchhmm

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 23:06:15

Orlando Bloom # ever hopeful ?

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 22:18:17

Night night

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 22:17:57

Merry quips and jokes

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 22:17:30

Loot to pay the band

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 22:17:07

Knickknacks to put in the crackers

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 22:13:51

Jokes and merry quips

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 22:13:11

I do anyway Doodle?

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 22:11:13

Helium balloons so we can all talk in high pitched voices ?

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 22:10:30

Get a grip AGA. If you need a man for your feet I’ll send round lemon’s farrier.

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 20:26:18

For Heaven’s sake! ( raises elegant eyebrows).....we don’t want cornplasters all over the ballroom.....use the scullery please.

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 20:20:35

'e could sort out me corns

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:57:03

Do you need a pedicure?

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:54:38

Can I ring for a footman?

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:49:51

Bells, do ring for a servant when you want something...

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:49:13

Are you sure they aren't llamas in pyjamas Doodle

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 19:48:53

Aching feet.....time for a sit down on a silk covered chair ( only the best here!)

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 19:45:29

Zebras lemon they have come in from the local animal park.

Laura I know there are things you can’t have too many of but I’m not sure that was ? unicorns ?

lemongrove Tue 22-Dec-20 16:32:14

Wailing noises from the west wing.....worried!

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 16:18:52

Vessels, large drinking ones full of brandy and babycham

LauraNorder Tue 22-Dec-20 16:17:58

Unicorns, I know it’s been said before but you can’t have too many unicorns

AGAA4 Tue 22-Dec-20 16:00:12

Ten for me - muscular men that is not razors!

DanniRae Tue 22-Dec-20 09:10:47

S*d off Rufus .............None of us would ever need your razors. What a (definitely not hairy) CHEEK tchwink

Rufus2 Tue 22-Dec-20 05:07:59

Razors for naughty moustachioed Ladies.

Doodle Tue 22-Dec-20 00:05:02

& Ready! ?