GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

lemongrove Wed 25-Nov-20 09:45:32

As usual, there will be a grand Christmas Ball , and the invitations have already been sent out to you all, on very expensive hand crafted cards with scalloped 22carat gold edging.To be held a few days before Christmas and the venue is Lemongrove Manor (in England, somewhere in the back of beyond).To those of you who have never attended before,
Say what you will be bringing and a line or two of chat ( or a much as you want to) although it’s alphabetical in nature (although we usually get very mixed up) this thread is a cross between a game and general chat.Dress beautifully please?

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 22:25:16

Zzzzzzzzzzzz?

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Bridgeit Fri 11-Dec-20 22:23:06

Yuletide pleasantries,plus an exquisite bottle of champers, ???

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Doodle Fri 11-Dec-20 22:16:44

X rated viewing...lemon coming down the pole bare back.?

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NanKate Fri 11-Dec-20 22:15:35

Waving cats in gold which seem very popular in China or is it Japan ?

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 22:14:41

Wowzers! The champers has gone to my head ?????

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Bridgeit Fri 11-Dec-20 22:12:20

Voluptuous vocabulary verifying ones views.

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 21:57:16

Ululations! We all have splintery behinds.

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AGAA4 Fri 11-Dec-20 21:51:56

Tweezers for the splinters

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Doodle Fri 11-Dec-20 21:49:20

Splinters......in the unmentionables......told you so. ?

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Doodle Fri 11-Dec-20 21:48:49

Ready or not here they come......that pole looks a bit rusty lemon are you sure this is a good idea.

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 21:46:52

Quick! Call the firestation ( not an ambulance, Lord L is fine,
He falls down the stairs every other week, dead drunk ).The firemen promised they would be here by 9.30 to show us how to pole dance, and I am wearing my slinky dress all ready for the fun.

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Doodle Fri 11-Dec-20 21:46:13

Quaker Oats for breakfast and to sober up Lord Lemongrove

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 21:43:33

Poteen! Aga has brewed a whole vat full for us and Lord Lemongrove has just drunk a pint of it and has fallen down the marble staircase.

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Doodle Fri 11-Dec-20 19:52:40

O oooh you are awful but I like you ?

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AGAA4 Fri 11-Dec-20 17:17:28

Naughty trifles with lots of booze in them

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lemongrove Fri 11-Dec-20 16:32:34

Maltesers.....a mega box?

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DanniRae Fri 11-Dec-20 06:52:18

Lights on the seven trees

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lemongrove Thu 10-Dec-20 22:55:42

Kandy Kanes on the tree.... ( I know, I know! )?

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lemongrove Thu 10-Dec-20 22:54:17

Jewel coloured jellies, just wobbling about (yum!)

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Doodle Thu 10-Dec-20 20:30:47

Iced buns .....for the hundreds and thousands to be sprinkled on. ?

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Parsley3 Thu 10-Dec-20 17:19:07

Hundreds and Thousands... sprinkles are important.

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AGAA4 Thu 10-Dec-20 16:47:48

George Clooney to man the coffee machine and any other jobs you may need him for.

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lemongrove Thu 10-Dec-20 09:57:24

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Fishermen’s Friends! We may all be a little in need of them by the early hours.

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DanniRae Thu 10-Dec-20 06:46:09

Back to alphabet: So "E"

Eating less to make sure my party outfit fits. I am a size 18 and the only size the shop had was a 12....... so quite a way to go I think tchgrin