Just got rid of a sling (broken humerus) and have today managed to hoist my poorly arm up high enough to put my contact lenses in for the first time in 7 weeks, hurrah! In celebration I have also applied some very wonky eye and lip liner, mascara and lipstick, and feel almost human again. I've worn a selection of lovely leggings for all this time, and four oversized jumpers in rotation (easy to drag over the head). My hair looks, correctly, as though it has been "styled" by my non-dominant hand. When I go out I can now wear a proper coat instead of the poncho I've sported for every recent outing. I still can't put my own woolly hat on though, so it perches at whatever rakish angle DH shoves it on at. Today it was covering my eyebrows. I'm a work in progress.