Eat your heart out, Judith Chalmers!

it's an oatmeal latte!

No, it's not coffee , it's superlatte!
" each bag is packed with superfoods of ancient renown: Red Reishi mushrooms, Indian ashwagandha berries and Lion' Mane, a fungus. Oh, and powdered milk."

And it is not bitterness; they add to the gaiety of nations.

It's called ridicule, or possibly even satire, about two people, or one using the other, who have found an easy way to earn a living by exploiting the family name.

The packaging claims it boosts immunity, brain health and digestion while reducing stress and improving focus.

That's a big ask for a vegan oat milk latte?

What a load of bitterness
Good luck to them they re being independent and earning their own money isn’t that what everyone wanted for them to do when they left ...get out and stop living off the country Well they ve ve gone they ve moved and they re earning their own way but you still can’t leave them alone pick pick pick like a group of little woodpeckers

Is there anything they won't sign up to? It is hard to believe that people are interested in their woke nonsense. That aside, I thought Spotify was simply music?

£21 a packet? What's in that coffee?

And they have just launched a range of 'wellness' latte:
'Clevr superLatte' (£21 per packet) that Oprah is flogging promoting for them.

You couldn't make them up.

I didn't think for one moment it was a travel programme.

I think Harry has given up on lecturing us about sustainable travel.

Well it's bound to include roasting a chicken like when he popped the question.

What is Spotify?

(I genuinely don’t know, is it like Instagram?)

merlotgran

*Blossoming*, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

???

Oh yes, I get it, "holiday" means a sort of festive time in American speak?

Will there be singing and dancing, like a Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special?

Blossoming

Just read the Spotify announcement, it’s not that sort of holiday special, it’s a Christmas special! Did people think it was a travel programme?

Like an alternative Queen's Speech, do you mean?

Blossoming, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

A summer break in Balmoral?

Will it be the kind of holiday that will require an umbrella if we’re all pretending we’re raindrops?

Just read the Spotify announcement, it’s not that sort of holiday special, it’s a Christmas special! Did people think it was a travel programme?

I didn’t know Judith Chalmers did podcasts, I thought she’d retired years ago!

Will it be wild weekend holidays in a jacuzzi in Las Vegas, or bucket and spade holidays with Archie on the beach?
I'd quite like them to do a safari trip please.

That seems positive to me
Which bit? The fact we can't go on holiday at the moment?

Are they going on holiday then? That’ll be a nice change for them.

Or is it a Christmas special?

I suppose this will tell them who is actually interested (or not) in what they have to say.

That seems positive to me

Wish You Weren't Here?

Sorry, not M&H bashing, I am obviously too old to understand this woke nonsense.