Eat your heart out, Judith Chalmers!

Wish You Weren't Here?

Sorry, not M&H bashing, I am obviously too old to understand this woke nonsense.

I suppose this will tell them who is actually interested (or not) in what they have to say.

That seems positive to me

Are they going on holiday then? That’ll be a nice change for them.

Or is it a Christmas special?

That seems positive to me
Which bit? The fact we can't go on holiday at the moment?

Will it be wild weekend holidays in a jacuzzi in Las Vegas, or bucket and spade holidays with Archie on the beach?
I'd quite like them to do a safari trip please.

I didn’t know Judith Chalmers did podcasts, I thought she’d retired years ago!

Just read the Spotify announcement, it’s not that sort of holiday special, it’s a Christmas special! Did people think it was a travel programme?

Will it be the kind of holiday that will require an umbrella if we’re all pretending we’re raindrops?

A summer break in Balmoral?

Blossoming, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

Blossoming

Just read the Spotify announcement, it’s not that sort of holiday special, it’s a Christmas special! Did people think it was a travel programme?

Like an alternative Queen's Speech, do you mean?

Will there be singing and dancing, like a Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special?

Oh yes, I get it, "holiday" means a sort of festive time in American speak?

merlotgran

*Blossoming*, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.

???

What is Spotify?

(I genuinely don’t know, is it like Instagram?)

Well it's bound to include roasting a chicken like when he popped the question.

I didn't think for one moment it was a travel programme.

I think Harry has given up on lecturing us about sustainable travel.

And they have just launched a range of 'wellness' latte:
'Clevr superLatte' (£21 per packet) that Oprah is flogging promoting for them.

You couldn't make them up.

£21 a packet? What's in that coffee?

Is there anything they won't sign up to? It is hard to believe that people are interested in their woke nonsense. That aside, I thought Spotify was simply music?

What a load of bitterness
Good luck to them they re being independent and earning their own money isn’t that what everyone wanted for them to do when they left ...get out and stop living off the country Well they ve ve gone they ve moved and they re earning their own way but you still can’t leave them alone pick pick pick like a group of little woodpeckers

The packaging claims it boosts immunity, brain health and digestion while reducing stress and improving focus.

That's a big ask for a vegan oat milk latte?

No, it's not coffee , it's superlatte!
" each bag is packed with superfoods of ancient renown: Red Reishi mushrooms, Indian ashwagandha berries and Lion' Mane, a fungus. Oh, and powdered milk."

And it is not bitterness; they add to the gaiety of nations.

It's called ridicule, or possibly even satire, about two people, or one using the other, who have found an easy way to earn a living by exploiting the family name.

it's an oatmeal latte!