My GD received this year a Christmas jumper emblazoned with the legend, Happy Christmas you Filthy Animals, which comes from a Home Alone film. Need I say it is still in the bag, destined never to be worn?
Santa trying to tell you something? Many years ago our medical ward decided to do Secret Santa. We all picked a name out of a hat and bought a small gift for that person. We had 2 nurses with the same Christian name. One was very out-going and bubbly and the other quiet and a bit prudish. It turned out the charge nurse bought a gift with the wrong nurse in mind. You could have heard a pin drop when she unwrapped a calendar of naked firefighters!!!