Strange happenings in the bathroom!

Haha....??? It’s an inanimate object?

Oh, lemongrove, you sound like that perky American teenager at the start of many a horror film. And we all know what happens next.

I’m squeezing my eyes tight shut now.

MawBe

Well, I have a trusty paring knife that took unauthorised leave of absence for FOUR MONTHS before turning up innocently on the table!

I went out and bought a replacement and even that didn't make it turn for home.

Oh thank goodness!

I thought we were back to the “I haven’t been for 4days/2 months/since 1952 thread ???

On a similar same theme, my 2 grandson’s Elf on the Shelf got up to all sorts of tricks during December; he put a fishing rod and net on the coffee table, read up on how to fish, propped baby Jesus on the back of the donkey, climbed on top of the clock, knocked over Rudolph’s oats and worst of all, drank Santa’s whisky. I blame the SiL although the GS are convinced it was the 4” Elf wot dunnit. DD is delighted Christmas is over & he can go back in his box for another 11 months.

Year ago when I was a speech therapist 'Touch talker' devices were in their infancy. We were often startled to hear a miserable voice suddenly saying 'Battery is low now'. In an American accent. If I took one home to charge over night I'd often be woken by a triumphant voice loudly announcing 'Battery is full now'. Those were the days!

Can you put a photo of the sinister looking FC on here? I’m really curious about him now! ?

Haha....???
It’s an inanimate object?
We do lots of things on autopilot mode.

I had a printer which would print a blank page all by itself in the middle of the night - even though it was switched off - which would wake me up.

Nobody believed me until a friend was staying and heard the same thing.

I was pleased when it broke down and I could replace it.

Get rid of Father Christmas! He can't be trusted!