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Sturgeon in UK waters

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Baggs Mon 28-Dec-20 19:18:28

Just read a headline that said: "Sturgeon could return to UK waters" and thought, irreverently, that the First Minister doesn't seem too keen on the UK so she might want to avoid its waters.

Not to mention that much of UK waters are darn cold at this time of year! ???

Better go and read the article, I suppose!

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Grannynannywanny Tue 29-Dec-20 21:34:48

This has been an entertaining few hours of cods wallop to keep us occupied for a few hours.

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Grannybags Tue 29-Dec-20 21:34:17

Oh sprat - I give up!

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MissAdventure Tue 29-Dec-20 21:31:24

Oh, cuttle it out!

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Grannybags Tue 29-Dec-20 21:30:34

I'm going to clam up now

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MissAdventure Tue 29-Dec-20 21:29:28

I think that's a rather shellfish thing to say.

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Grannynannywanny Tue 29-Dec-20 21:28:27

Anyone seen Salmond? I suppose eel turn up any time

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Grannybags Tue 29-Dec-20 21:28:07

You are all rather brill at this but starting to flounder now!

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MissAdventure Tue 29-Dec-20 21:26:31

Well, on yer pike then!

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 21:24:54

I’ve just about halibut of this now.

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MissAdventure Tue 29-Dec-20 21:20:03

I'm sorry, but you're all talking utter pollocks!

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brook2704 Tue 29-Dec-20 21:07:55

If anyone thinks of anything else, let minnow ....

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Grannynannywanny Tue 29-Dec-20 21:02:58

Well I fell for it hook, line and sinker

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 20:55:45

Are some people getting spiked about this thread?

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FarNorth Tue 29-Dec-20 20:42:43

Scale it back, you scampi's.

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Marydoll Tue 29-Dec-20 20:29:35

Have you noticed how crabby some people are becoming? We should dolphinately cuttle back on the fish puns!

A fish joke for you.

What happens when you mix salmon and Nutella together?
You get salmonella.

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Elegran Tue 29-Dec-20 20:04:23

Will there be a net profit? Or is she just shooting a line?

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 19:39:57

Maybe she’s angling for a better deal.

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Baggs Tue 29-Dec-20 19:27:38

Salmon(d) is a manateese now he's no longer leader.

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Marydoll Tue 29-Dec-20 18:35:43

I have my suspicions that this is a phishing thread! We don't want any whaling when it all goes wrong!

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MawBe Tue 29-Dec-20 18:24:12

I’m herring what you are saying!

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Poppyred Tue 29-Dec-20 18:21:23

This thread has sunk to a new low..

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Witzend Tue 29-Dec-20 17:54:18

I knew there was something fishy about this thread!

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annodomini Tue 29-Dec-20 17:20:35

Could make the UK a big exporter of caviare!

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annodomini Tue 29-Dec-20 17:20:35

Could make the UK a big exporter of caviare!

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popsis71 Tue 29-Dec-20 17:11:37

Where are you trawling these up from?

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