Sturgeon in UK waters

Near me on a walk is a bench with dedication “for jack and Dorothy haddock. This was their favourite place”.
Obviously some wag had added an “i”.

I detect some modern cat-fishing going on here.

I’m floundering now, can’t think of anything.

Lying awake last night I was trying to think of what tuna mumofmadboys was listening to yesterday morning. Skate-ing over some of the possibilities, I reckoned it might be "Salmon Chanted Evening" or perhaps "Tench Green Bottles".

Baggs, if the sturgeon do return to UK waters, who will get the net income?

Dunno. It'll have to be paid through the Dogger Bank anyway.

Grannynannywanny

I’ve run out of ideas. I’m away to watch the final episode of Black Narcissus. I might get some inspiration after seeing the nuns dressed in their halibuts.

Enjoy your program, but leave the bottle alone or you might end up, stewed to the gills, just when you are becoming a dab hand at this.

Baggs, if the sturgeon do return to UK waters, who will get the net income?

I’ve run out of ideas. I’m away to watch the final episode of Black Narcissus. I might get some inspiration after seeing the nuns dressed in their halibuts.

We’ll winkle you out, Grannywannynanny.

grannynannywanny is out of her shell and flexing her mussels.

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Now you're just angling for compliments

I'll soon bring you out of your shell.

I’m going to be koi now

Well, no need to carp on about it.

My sea weed one would have been better if it hadn’t auto corrected to see weed

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Honestly, how childish.
We're like a bunch of squids

I'm feeling a bit of a wreck (at the bottom of the sea surrounded by fish....) now so I'm off

See weed nearly run out of ideas and we’re off again. I’m going to mullet over one last time before I stop

I can.
I bet you're well jel(lyfish)

I eelly can't think of any more!

Fin we run out of ideas we’ll need to scale back

Very telLing you Soles.

Whelk I never!