Virtual plane trip for Club Gransnet - where to?!

Lucca

Lauranorder I’d hate to spend anytime in Dubai!! My idea of of a horrible holiday (should I hide now ?)

I'm also not attracted to Dubai so maybe we could hang out in Italy a while longer... though I'm also happy to pop over to Gozo for a while.

Calli if you mean who I think you mean our cheerful Ocker was on Maws ‘reason to be cheerful’ thread.

Oh chucks Ixion that’s got me out of cooking duties. Cunning plan that worked for once.

Chewbacca we'll have to go and check him out.
He's an Ocker, if I dare say so.

Has anyone heard from him lately btw?

I'm happy with First, in the absence of my own private jet.

Sorry, we are only chartering first class, with a tiny curtained off section at the tail end for maids, cooks, general hoi poloi.
I wouldn't advertise pangolin pie, Laura, in the current climate. We may have fellow travellers with - er - sensitivities in that area?
Chewbacca Are you advertising your arrival with that hat to our Oz regular??

We're not landing - I hope you realise it will be a parachute, a shove and mind the luggage on your way down!

Can we have a stopover in Aruba. We could land on Eagle Beach, have a Barbie!! sleep the night on the beach and take off next morning. Absolutely beautiful place and people. Talcum powder beaches, fabulous sunsets and gorgeous food. No hotel charges to pay. Would love to go back there one day. X

Maldives for me. Drop me off in Male and I’ll take a sea plane to my island.

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Better get my Davy Crockett 'at as well as my ocker Callistemon.

Once???
How do words appear even if they are not typed?

Tell you maid to pack for all climes, Jane10

You have a very large luggage allowance once in First.

I've decided to go to Alaska as well so please could you detour there?

Oh yes, I'm with you.
You can come with me to Australia afterwards.
First class? ixion only offered me Business

First class only for me. My staff can travel in steerage. I don't mind disembarking for a walk in Venice but I'll stay on the plane in Dubai. Mumbai, Calcutta, Singapore would be fine by me then straight on to Sydney.
We could fly back over the Pacific so could fit in Alaska and the Rockies.
How long should I tell my maid to pack for?

Not cooking Lemon, I’m on holiday. Anyway smoked salmon and caviar are not part of my usual repertoire.
Willing to contribute my pangolin pie on a bed of crushed rat tails though if we’re flying east.

Lucca I’ve never been to Dubai but fancied exploring what is supposed to be a luxury hotel but am happy to give it a miss if you think it’s tacky. Tuscany, Lot et Garonne or Provence would be my usual haunt but thought as it’s free I’d pick somewhere expensive.

Are we to get out there, or is it a drop off only?
Otherwise, my suitcases of skimpy clothing will be woefully inadequate. ?

Callistemon Lucca and I will be flying first class so we'll have first dibs on any food being dished out. gosh you can be a meanie sometimes.

I've decided to go to Alaska as well so please could you detour there?

Chewbacca

I'll disembark in Italy with Lucca if I may please. Rome or Naples, I don't mind which.

You're short haul, we're long haul!

You don't get free food and drink.
Sorry. ?????????

There's nothing as delicious as aeroplane food!

PamelaJ1

chewbacca is it allowed to bail out early? You and Lucca could get on easyJet. ?

Oy! No way!. Business class to Sydney thanks.

Witzend we can do a tour of the beach bars there.

ibiza please .

chewbacca is it allowed to bail out early? You and Lucca could get on easyJet. ?

With AGA selling her home made brew ( poteen) and LauraNorder as chef .....hold onto your hats it’s going to be a bumpy ride!?
I would like to stop off in Barbados for a while please?

I'll disembark in Italy with Lucca if I may please. Rome or Naples, I don't mind which.