The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

No thanks, I went before I came here.

I’m a reformed character now, honest!
Mushy pea, Lemongrove?

Bring back the other film please, sounds like my kind of entertainment, and a cocktail please while you’re at it (sounds as if you’ve all been at it btw.)

Hello my lovelies, I came by for film night....arrrrgh! Not the sound of music again !

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Blimey grandmajet, you'd give Edith a run for her money in the Café René

When she went on a crime spree last year and tried to steal their candlesticks!
She is only recently back from a holiday at HMP Nickem.?

Crikey grandmajet, when did you ever see the inside of a convent?

Why does everyone have popcorn in their ears?

? Fellows I meet may tell me I’m sweet, and willingly I believe ?

I am trying to revive the Admiral. He is complaining that we turned a good film off.

? I am 16, going on 17, I know that I am naive ?

phew, I'm back.
Is that grubby film done with?
Here, I have bought something more wholesome.
Singalong with The Sound of Music.
Budge up, pass the popcorn and poteen svp

Well done ixion.
Fish, chips and mushy peas are here.
Not to settle down quietly at last.

I go, I go, look how I go.
BRB

Just avoid the one with Henry getting stuck in the tunnel.

well!

ixion think you may have to get the Thomas video. This one is full of another kind of thomas and we'll endowed girls. I think the Admiral is having a heart attack

Omg!
There must be two versions of it. Let’s see. Er, The Very Pretty Woman and the Windowcleaner? Is that what we ordered?

I just love the Sound of Music. I can imagine Thor dancing in the mountains in his lack of nightwear!

Exactly grandmajet. Hope it’s not a very arousing film AGA . We haven’t repaired the last hole in the roof and don’t want another ?
Ok you lot settle down. The film is about to start.
I’m really looking forward to watching it . Pretty Woman is one of my favourite films, lucky you were able to get a copy AGA.. Shhh now it’s starting.

????....I er don’t remember those scenes in the original. Must be the uncut version.

Doodle twisting her head sideways....is that actually possible ?

Well, if all else fails, Aga, I'll nip home for our video- player and some cassettes. The Sound of Music and some Railways Around the World come to mind. The 'Thomas' ones are too popular to leave the house, I'm afraid.

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Yes Thor wears a leather thong during the day and undresses for bed

Doesn’t Thor sleep in the altogether?!
Great poteen tonight AGA, it will compliment the fish and chips with it’s delightful bouquet. Essence of llama rug?
Your er, not panties, look great ixion! A real Pretty Woman.
When does the film start?
I can sell some choc ices in the interval - I found a few stuck to the bottom of the freezer by some sort of gloopy stuff, but I’m sure they will be ok.