The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

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Now, there's a word we should add to your thread, grandmajet

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Nice and tasteful, don’t you think?

Er, hasn't the Admiral got a dicky ticker?

I wouldn't wear those outfits within a nautical mile of Rich Reggie, if I were you.
Not if you want to keep lemongrove onside, as it were.

I could tell you a thing or two about our friend RR that'd shivers yer timbers

Ok. I’ll tone it down with a sparkly garter.

I love Euston Station AGA ......had many brief encounters there.That’s when I remembered to wear briefs, anyway.
Am liking the ideas for pressies ( so far) especially the musical toilet seat....can we have two? Reggie has had matching loos installed side by side, thrones indeed, gold plated ( we are thinking of doing tours and charging to see them.)
As for the tiara....I already have one as R says ‘whatever Lemon wants, Lemon gets!’?

Do we have to choose the songs for the musical toilet seat? How about

Poo Glorious Poo!

Or Poops, I Did It Again!

Any more suggestions?

Maybe not what Lemon had in mind, more Handel’s Water Music?

Staying with the classical theme, Debussy's Jet d'Eau?

??IMHO, rather incongruous for a couple with an eye for gold-plated lavs??

Orinoco Flow?
Combines sailing and ‘flow’.

Or, to stick with the yacht theme, I Am Sailing, by Rod Stewart.

Will you be on your thrones when you have visitors shown round lemon ?
How about Splish splash by Bobby Darin for the music ?

Perfect, Doodle.
Do we need a different tune for each one?

How about AC/DC Thunder for lemon ?

Am saving splish splash for when I’m having a bath Doodle
But ‘I Am Sailing’ is classy at all times.?⛵️?⚓️
I will leave it to you girls, as I know you have impeccable taste
( lessness) haha.
Pay a visit to Madame PomPom down by the gasworks, or Sexy Sadie on Jack Tar Road this week and get kitted out with some blingy sailing togs.RR says you can send the bill to him.

Hmmmm.
I get the strong impression, lemon, that your Reggie thinks we might let the side down on Friday by appearing to be your poor relations ?
When we can travel abroad again and we open up our humble chalet in Verbiers to you all, we wouldn't dream of offering to foot the bill for your skiing apparel.

We are all 'of a generation' here and work wonders with sows' ears, fear not!

Sows ears ixion? I thought they were for the punters lunch tomorrow.
lemon are you still bathing in champagne? There seem to be huge vats of it going on board when you are quayside. Or is it all for us? - hopefully

Thanks lemon. I for one will be more than happy to raid Reggie’s pockets and splash out on an outfit at Madame Pom-poms. She has a very fetching number in the window I have had my eye on for a while (Hope Reggie’s got deep pockets ?)

Have just popped by and dropped some trotters into the poteen AGA to augment the sows' ears for you.

I’ve seen just the thing in Madame Pom-pom’s, in several different colours. I fancy a scarlet one. I’m happy for Reggie to foot the bill. ( after all, we are pushing the boat out airhead the presents)

(Guess who’s just learnt to screenshot)

I don’t know where airhead came from?!

I ordered a toilet seat, gold plated, which played Sailing. The one that’s arrived plays Row Row Row the Boat!
D’you think they’ll notice? Have I time to change it?

Row Row Row the Boat
Gently down the Stream

Just right grandmajet don't change it.

It could have been much worse "Bridge over troubled Water" Yikes!

Or, put it in the Crew's lavs?
The workers?

Thank you for the trotters ixion. I just wish they wouldn't keep floating to the top.

Should we provide party bags do you think?
A mini bottle of poteen, a sow’s ear and a loo roll?