The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Does anyone have sensitive hearing? I’ve acquired a really noisy squeaky toy in the shape of a magic wand for gentle thin dog to join in the fun.

Just calling in to borrow thin dog for gentle walkies, if I may?
Feeling a bit, well, er flat.
Won't be long, promise❤️

Thin ? returned as promised.
Locking up.

ixion you have locked Thor, the Admiral and me in. We were in the cellar when you returned with thin dog.
Never mind there is plenty of poteen with a magic brew added and a pie that Laura made. Think it was for tomorrow and we have guzzled every scrap

Crate of Chappie? - or was that in the pie?

I have added stardust to this week's poteen (Andrews Liver Salts) and a dash of fairy dust - just some dust I found on the bar. There's always plenty of dust there.

You may be right ixion the dog was guzzling with us but the admiral has started to go barking mad and Thor has turned green.
May be a good act for tomorrow.

Busily stirring the slugs and maggots in to the stew. Are you ready to add the skunk spray ixion? Carefully now, it has strong aroma. Singing as we work ?it’s a kinda magic?

Phew! Kitchen staff haven't noticed that the enormous pie has gone. The llamas licked up all the crumbs. Magic Moments - I will sing that at the karaoke tomorrow.

I had noticed the missing pie AGA.
I’ll know who scoffed it when the frothing of the mouth occurs. A whole box of Omo was baked in that pie but only three and twenty blackbirds.

Could we do a disappearing potion next, please, Chef?

Saved one blackbird for Thor as he loves stuffing a bird.

Go ahead ixion, the floor is all yours, I’ll be in the bar having a Singapore Sling.

Should I invite the Defence Against the Dark Arts master over for some potion recipes?
Pleeeeeease?
(Eat your heart out, GC)

Let me be the first to try your potion

There is a poteeon in the poteen.

Don’t eat any hearts ixion save them for the next pie.
Invite who you like but if he’s as sexy as he sounds, lock him in a cupboard when Lemon comes in or she’ll exhaust him.

Nah, NOT for you.......

Make sure you have an antidote for your disappearing potion.

Ah, I see, no antidote necessary

As you were

Looking forward to seeing what Lisa will be almost wearing.
Thor has finished my outfit now. A midnight blue gown covered in moons and stars and possibly a few other things as the night wears on.

Well, if that doesn't have the desired effect, I shall be looking for victims volunteers for my pièce de resistance, sawing people in half.
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I have got my tent ready in the corner. My Crystal ball has been polished ( Thor didn’t seem to mind) and i have got my tarot cards ready.
Right all you have to do is cross my palm with silver and I shall tell you all life holds in store. ?

Can you summon up your inner Madame Arcati, Doodle?
Powers to call up those who are no longer with us?