Arguments Thread

Can we eat, grandma?
Can we eat grandma?
Essential commas.

You could try eating Grandma but I think she would be very chewy and possibly a bit gristly

How Kafkaesque it is becoming. If you were an insect, what would you be ? Perhaps a Christmas beetle? Bright, shiny but little substance . I think I would like to be one of those, it would be fun.?

A bee, hopefully doing something useful on this planet, looking very smart in yellow and black, buzzing around and scaring the stupid but with a powerful sting only to be used as a last resort.

I was wondering if an iPad could be a highly intelligent cushion.

I like my cushions squashy. iPads not very comfortable even if they are intelligent.

LauraNorder

A bee, hopefully doing something useful on this planet, looking very smart in yellow and black, buzzing around and scaring the stupid but with a powerful sting only to be used as a last resort.

Buzz off Laura. You took that idea from my cushions!

Just in case it has slipped your mind.

Listen hear Honey, I am a hive of activity on the ideas front and wouldn't dream of poaching your cushion theme anymore that I would poach an egg - horrible runny things, scrambled, hard boiled or fried only.

Listen here, bloody predictive know it all thingy

PS lovely cushions *Ellianne

Just beeware if you trespass on my threads.

By the way, try poaching pears instead.

Ooh poached pears! In red wine obvs!

grandmajet obvs! yum

nanna8

How Kafkaesque it is becoming. If you were an insect, what would you be ? Perhaps a Christmas beetle? Bright, shiny but little substance . I think I would like to be one of those, it would be fun.?

I’d be a big hairy black spider, and frighten myself! Can I run away from myself I wonder?

Is your real name Charlotte grandmajet?

I think it's time you shaved your legs grandmajet, all eight of them

The hairs help keep me warm. They only come off in July!

Yes, Ellianne, I have many, many babies!

Muse south facing bedrooms - you'll be hot in the summer!

Back to socks - does anyone remember ads for willie warmers?

Well I shall be a ladybird.......and yes 'I amm a laydeee'.....I'll ?‍♀️ anyone who says otherwise!! ?

I think I’m probably a dung beetle (sigh)

Is your real name Ann, Happyme?
Watch out, Laura needs that frying pan for her eggs.

Dung beetles have great strength, relatively speaking. Not that I wish to be a relative of a dung beetle (no offence intended Peasblossom) By the way, should you have an apostrophe?

Dinahmo

Muse south facing bedrooms - you'll be hot in the summer!

Back to socks - does anyone remember ads for willie warmers?

Don't intend to sleep during the day. The sun warms the slate floor up and release heat at night. My bedroom in last house was south facing. Loved it.

I remember knitting patterns for willie warmers.

I think I'm a dragon fly. They eat just about everything.