Never in a million years would I ...

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NotAGran55

1) Eat meat
2) Own a dog
3) Smoke a cigarette

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Never in a million years would I:

1) Be without my beloved dog
2) Be without a nice steak occiasionally
3) Ever smoke a fag since I got cancer.

I would never say "never".

Floradora9 agree would never do:-
1. Birdydance or the slosh.
2.Go up in a hot air balloon, tried it once and it was still tethered.
3. Wear a low cut top. Blame my prim and proper mother.

Smoke

Go Grey

Have a tattoo

Wear Jeans

Smoke
Eat meat
Drink coffee
Eat avocado
Go ice skating

Get married again
Live without a dog
Wear beige or grey

Smoke
Go back to dying my hair
Get a tattoo

Have a bunion operation again
Start smoking again
go on a cruise

Eat offal.
Eat Shark meat.
And most of the above.

Someone not liking dogs? Heck, I had not thought such a person existed.

And as for complaining about the current Tory Govt. be careful of what you wish for. Have you had your Jab?

Eat a black pudding
Parachute from a plane
Vote Labour

Smoke
Ice skate
Hold a bird (ugh!)

Most of the things have been covered but here are a few of my extras: I would never
Drink Coca Cola
Eat a McBugger anything
Go on a cruise

Oh dear....would never do anything illegal but otherwise I appear to have done (or would like to do ?) most of the above....other than kiss Jeremy Corbin (that would no doubt be mutual tho)
In all probability I also wouldn't
Do a bungee jump....frightened of heights
Smoke...I would probably choke

Eat snails, oysters, winkles etc
Have cosmetic surgery
Take a lover (Unless he looked like David Essex )

Run a marathon
Hold a rat
Eat avacado

Vote Tory
Eat another oyster
Not have a cat or two

Eat tripe
Get a tattoo
Smoke

Eat an oyster
Bungee jump
Kiss Jeremy Corbyn (he looks smelly)

I always said I’d never in a million years eat frogs’s legs, but that was before dh was based in Jakarta for a while and I joined him twice for a week.
An extremely nice Indonesian associate of his invited us out for dinner and since were not fussy eaters and like SE Asian nosh, we left it to him to choose the (entirely local) food.

One of the dishes was frogs’ legs! Very big ones - eeek! They must have whopping great frogs.
But I ate them anyway, it would have been rude to refuse.
They tasted a bit like chicken.

Have a tattoo
Take drugs
Smoke

How boring am I?

Starmer (how did that become Star Ed?)

Use foul language (like Gordon Ramsay)
Have a tattoo
Believe a word that comes out of Keir Star Ed’s mouth

Most of the above
Most of the above
Most of the above