The Imaginary Dinner Party From Hell

Foodies? Foodwise!

Well, at least she's easily pleased, foodies then.
Just as well since I can't cook/won't cook.

Janet St Porter
Don't let her do the cooking, MissA she eats roadkill. You don't know how long it might have been knocking around at the side of the road.

Do you mind if I go down to the pub and leave you all to it? With Monty Don please, Greyduster!
Are you coming Lisagran and Dottydots?

Oh, Morrissey and Jarvis Cocker, just for fun, too.

Hmm..
John McCririck, the Krankies, someone from TOWIE, Frankie Boyle, Janet St Porter, Jane Macdonald, Ricky Gervais and Dominic Cummings.

Oh yes, add Kenneth Branagh. Can't bear the smug, self satisfied, self-aggrandizing a**e.

It’s my dinner party! and I’ll drool if I want to!

If you’re having the dinner party from hell grandmajet you can’t have someone to drool over.

Ooh, who to choose.
Jeremy Corbyn, can he really be as miserable as he looks.
Jeremy Clarkson, should have a good argument with the other Jeremy.
Gemma Collins, no explanation needed!
Emma Thompson, so holier than thou.
Gillian McKeith, to sneer at the food and peer into the toilet!
Rene Jean Page - just for me to look at!

I invite friends for a meal and go to the local chippy.

Good grief, kittylester! Standards, girl, standards!

Me too charley.

Who does dinner parties nowadays any way. We eat in the kitchen - no starters, simple main course and bought pudding. A friend forgot the puddings once so we all had magnums!! Think it might catch on!

Charleygirl5

I would add a few names from GN, past as well as present.

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I would add a few names from GN, past as well as present.

Monty Don is adorable. I'd have a meal with him any time!

Sorry to persue it, Greyduster, but what is it about Monty Don?

Majority of the wannabees.
I can count on one hand those who I have time for.

the woman from the one show with a voice that could cut glass

Oh yes!

Sorry! Absolutely Monty Don!

Oh, Greyduster, Monty Don?!

Mine would have to be Greg Wallace, Monty Don, Chris Packham, Dianne Abbot, Ricky Gervaise, Mary Berry, Greta Thunberg, and Allan Carr (I desperately want to shove a sock in his chatty mouth!).

Extra table, please, for GagaJo?
Alan Sugar, Scarlett? (from Gogglebox), David Icke, Sacha Baron Cohen, Melania Trump and Ruby Wax to umpire❤️.

GagaJo

Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Mrs Brown (of Mrs. Brown's boys fame), Piers Morgan, Laurence Fox, Simon Cowell, Kellyanne Conway, any Kardashian

I love it!

Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Mrs Brown (of Mrs. Brown's boys fame), Piers Morgan, Laurence Fox, Simon Cowell, Kellyanne Conway, any Kardashian