The Imaginary Dinner Party From Hell

No-one,i can`t stand dinner partys,sorry.

Well, Meghan and Piers Morgan would have a lot to chat about if they were seated next to each other.

(Apologies for bringing them in to yet another thread, but couldn’t resist).

That's a good one, Calendargirl

Calendargirl

Well, Meghan and Piers Morgan would have a lot to chat about if they were seated next to each other.

(Apologies for bringing them in to yet another thread, but couldn’t resist).

Don’t worry if you didn’t many others would !

I’d have Jeremy Clarkson, Gemma Collins, Nigel Farage, Mrs brown,

If I dared, I'd invite Germain Greer, Bernard Manning, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Nicki Chapman and Jim Davidson. Would Nicki be able to keep them in line with niceness?

Would they be too argumentative? I must admit I prefer diplomacy. Light the blue touch paper and step back.

I attended a dinner party from hell! A recent widow spoke at length about medieval embroidery. The guy I was sat next to kept whispering in my ear while his wife across the table looked daggers at me. During coffee a rather loud man was telling OH all about his recent trip to Cairo. He didn’t seem interested in the fact that OH was currently living and working there! A make believe Dinner Party from hell for me would include Nigel Farage, India Knight, Prince Andrew, Piers Morgan and Ann Robinson.

Prince Andrew, an FBI interrogator, Karen Ingala Smith and Michelle Obama.

I would invite: Russell Brand, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Jeremy Vine, Katie Hopkins and all the Kardashians,

Would it be evil for me to ask if I could settle them down and then set fire to the building

oldwoman70 that’s why I chose my guests, the hell will not be mine!

Jacob Rees Mogg, Louise Minchin from BBC Breakfast, Trump and some friends of mine when we get on to politics. Pure hell!

Oh of course I forgot JRM. And finally Silvio Berlusconi

All the people of renown I most dislike such as Piers Morgan, Alistair Campbell, Katie Hopkins, Steve Coogan, Russell Brand would, in fact, make for an interesting dinner party.
My idea of the dinner party from hell would be full of quiet types with nothing to say or people with a passion for one subject that no one else is interested in or, worse still, a bunch of one track minded folk who pat each other on the back, close down contrary opinions with rudeness and monopolise the political threads.

Eamonn Holmes and his smug wife.
Tony Blair and his smug wife.
Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbot.
The woman from the one show with a voice that could cut glass.

LauraNorder has it right!
I swore when I retired that I would give up doing things I hated, and giving dinner parties was one of them. All that planning, shopping, cooking and coping with food fads made me a nervous wreck. I’d rather take everyone out to a good restaurant. That could be interesting with some of those quoted above....all vying to impress other tables.

Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Mrs Brown (of Mrs. Brown's boys fame), Piers Morgan, Laurence Fox, Simon Cowell, Kellyanne Conway, any Kardashian

GagaJo

Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Mrs Brown (of Mrs. Brown's boys fame), Piers Morgan, Laurence Fox, Simon Cowell, Kellyanne Conway, any Kardashian

I love it!

Extra table, please, for GagaJo?
Alan Sugar, Scarlett? (from Gogglebox), David Icke, Sacha Baron Cohen, Melania Trump and Ruby Wax to umpire❤️.

Mine would have to be Greg Wallace, Monty Don, Chris Packham, Dianne Abbot, Ricky Gervaise, Mary Berry, Greta Thunberg, and Allan Carr (I desperately want to shove a sock in his chatty mouth!).

Oh, Greyduster, Monty Don?!

Sorry! Absolutely Monty Don!

the woman from the one show with a voice that could cut glass

Oh yes!

Majority of the wannabees.
I can count on one hand those who I have time for.

Sorry to persue it, Greyduster, but what is it about Monty Don?

Monty Don is adorable. I'd have a meal with him any time!