Must say that much as I will shun a packed and heaving beach, I don’t like absolutely deserted ones, either. Dh in particular likes observing other people and will refer to them by some term he thinks appropriate.
One year, when we’d met up with an American couple for the about the 3rd year running, he started referring to a particular (Brit) woman as ‘Wimbledon Sainsbury’s’. (Should add that this was not a derogatory term.)
I knew exactly what he meant, but the American bloke was intrigued and asked for an explanation.
We explained - he got it immediately and said they had ‘Wimbledon Sainsbury’s’ types in their area of New York. ?
What a difference a day makes 😢😢


