The Argy Bar and Tea Room

ixion could you hide in the bushes and if grandmajet catches the culprit you can leap out brandishing the pea shooter. ?️ You can also have these pink fluffy handcuffs that I just seem to have in my possession
AGA can you brew up some genteel type tea for the WI meeting but lace it with something potent so if the Admiral disgraces himself, no one will notice.
Anyone seen Pants and Thor since she took him off to take down his measurements? ?

If I keep very still and hold my tummy in I could be a clothes pole, should be an easy cop then, I’ll tie the perp up with the washing line. Can I have back up in case it turns dirty?

This life class is really taking off (clothes in particular)
Spa is doing well too although I really must ask May Hem not to spend so long in the hot tub with the punters. She’s beginning to look a bit wrinkled round the edges.

Ok team we have a new case. Gather round. Madame Fufu has asked us to investigate the mysterious case of her missing undies. Every week her French knickers go missing from the washing line but she hast been able to catch anyone.
I think we need to set up surveillance ops to see if we can catch someone in the act. Any takers?

He may prefer to be a model . I don't think a glove will fit Thor doodle unless it is one of those long evening ones.

Theo has also agreed to model being similarly er.... built to Thor.

May Hem is always happy to throw off her clothes, skimpy as they are anyway.

The Admiral says when the boys, Thor and Theo, are tired he will gladly take their place as a model.

If he does, we'll make sure he sits at the front.

Is that your Van Gough impersonation grandmajet? He’s not coming to the art class is he? ?

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Sorry, that was supposed to be
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'Ere 'ere

Or a vase of sunflowers. Who’d want to draw that!

A Still Life class, doodle. Brilliant (kerching).
Those llamas don't do much anyway, as far as I can see.
Beats a bowl of fruit, any day.

Well as long as the Admiral isn’t around May Hem can show her wares. Perhaps we can find someone who wants to paint the llamas too.?
Grandmajet I’m sure the thing will fit one of them. Perhaps I should knit a glove for him, would that work do you think ? ?

There was a young man from Devizes,
Who had *****of different sizes,
Etc.
Is he from Devizes? I thought he was more exotic than that. But if the thong fits.........

Er, how much of Lady ? Hem are we going to permit, then, for the Gentlemen's Life Classes?
Equal opportunities 'n' all that?

My goodness grandmajet how many “eventualities” does Thor have ? ?

We’d better have a spare to keep dry, to cover all eventualities.

I’m not sure your tape measure is long enough Pants but you’re welcome to try ?

Yoohoo Doodle- I just happen to have my tape measure with me as I’ve been doing some running repairs on my bodice after my run in with the IT guy...?

Shall I just measure Thor correctly to make sure the thong fits - we have enough sopranos in the Ensemble! I’ll warm my hands anyway.....?

It’s being made from llama wool so when wet it will grow .....considerably. ?

Thor tells me he is well endowed so the llama thong is needed. Extra large size

AGA llama wool naturally sourced. ?.
Grandmajet I think Lemon took Ryan with her to Lemongrove Manor she was muttering something about having lost the key to her chastity belt, ?
ixion I’m not sure the people in the life class could cope with an unfettered Thor ?

My best undercover agent, Ryan of the boltcutters, seems to have disappeared. Can’t trust anyone these days. I have his secret wires and cameras - May Hem could stick one in her belly button ring, she gets up close to everyone.

Great idea to have tours of Lemongrove manor. We could provide a picnic in the grounds, the llamas could carry it there in their saddlebags.

He is quite modest as you know but I am sure he will overcome his shyness for the sake of art. Not a good idea in the tea room though.

Will he need it for the Life Classes, AGA?

Gnasher has proved to be a great asset. Great undercover agent for AB 12 and sedate walker with old ladies.

What colour wool are you using for the thong for Thor, Doodle? Hope it's not too itchy for him as we don't want unseemly scratching in the life class or the tea room.