I bet he’s never danced with llamas before - a world first! Wow!
I’ve made a chicken and leek pie in the shape of Wales, with seaweed garnish. I’m sure Sir Tom will love it, - although the pastry is a bit tough. I hope he doesn’t break his teeth on it, it might spoil his singing voice.
(You haven’t been in the kitchen long enough ixion. Soop has a wicked sense of humour, trust me ?)
Wow jet could we have line dancing llamas as the first act. Perhaps they could dance with Sir Tom. brook have you been to Madam PomPom and sorted out the knicker order for us yet? AGA I’ve made the Welsh cakes and put them in that chest freezer in the corner of the cellar. There’s a funny shaped parcel wrapped in plastic at the bottom. Do you know what it is?
Ok then so far I think if we ask nicely Tom might sing... She’s a Lady - for jet of course Sexbomb You can keep your Hat on Delilah What’s new Pussycat I’ll never fall in love again ?
Biccy says he’s happy to take us through our Cancan paces again tomorrow but we need to practice those high kicks .. Shaping up to be another great Friday night .. tickets sales are rocketing ?
Muscles McVitie is settling in well. He’s been teaching the llamas a line dance, they seem to love him. Did he sleep in the cellar with them last night?
Great idea ixion. AGA if you do the oysters, I’ll make the Welsh cakes, I think I’ve found some currant on the floor in the cellar. No idea how they got there ? Talking of oysters, you better get a lot. He might need them. No need for seaweed, we can entice him in with our womanly ways. What else can we give him for energy?
Need stodgy in Wales. Cold and damp. I will make some Welsh cakes but he is probably used to more exotic fare these days. Maybe oysters. I will run down to the docks and ask my fisherman friend to get me some.
Talking of nibbles, should we not be arranging for some traditional Welsh treats for Sir Tom, to make him feel at home? All I can come up with is Welsh Rarebit Barabrith Laverbread Leeks. All seems a tad - er- stodgy?
Big bottoms are highly prized in some places. Not sure about your costume though Jet is it supposed to disappear between your cheeks like that.......and that flesh colour makes it look like you’re not wearing anything.
Sadly ixion one of us has to mind Thor the bar. So I’ll just be sitting with my feet up slaving away keeping things running while you lucky girls get to do a lovely workout. ?