Sorry Rufus, could you say that again
Toadinthehole Obviously you're pulling my leg, but I'm in a happy mood so I'll go along.
You should know by now that the word, wait for it, "SEX" is a naughty word around here, almost as bad as using the C... word
before Christmas! and so I was simply trying to minimise the shock before you reached it.
Sorry about that, but you can't be too careful!
apple trees not flowering this year. Anyone else?
How does a 'lived experience' differ from an 'experience'?
Alison Hammond waxwork. Is it a joke?