Penis glitter bomb

Well that certainly got my attention but I don't know anyone that I'd send it to.

I saw a post about this on MN earlier today. I don't hate anyone enough to send them this. Not even my unpleasant ex!

I thought the trolls were back

Me too!
Actually I genuinely don’t hate anyone so I wouldn’t be sending one of whatever it is.
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The glitter's too much fun for the two people in the world I'd like to really upset! (They were "bosses" who treated my late husband very badly.) I'm thinking more a load of manure dumped in their driveways ...

I can think of about three people I would LOVE to send one. But the cost plus the irresponsibility of the microplastics in the glitter stop me.

But oh, the evil imagination of those three opening it and the mess the glitter would make, plus the racking of brains to try to work out WHO sent it.

Sounds like something that teenagers would like to do.

Gagajo, you could always just go for the cheapskate version; a padded envelope full of glitter, they will never get it out of the carpet

I’ve got friends who’d be amused, but much as I care for them, that’s an expensive joke.

I was thinking it was a bath bomb !
Definitely not worth the money. I'm not even sure my friends would realise what it was meant to be unless the each piece was about 9inches high.