The Argy Conglomerate

They’re just perfect ixion well done ?

Oh ixion there’re so cute, they will want to wear them all the time.
I’ve got a flask of the poteen at the ready.

Just finishing off the other 3 - before anyone asks?

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Right I’ll go and get into position .. there’s a big bush just up the road from the Worm and Walrus so I’ll hide in there
Are the little booties ready ixion?

Puce shorts out. Just hope Gnasher isn't drunk and we have to carry him

Well done brook. Knew we could rely on you.
I’m very attached to the llamas but puce shorts is pushing it a bit far.
At my age ixion going topless is risky. If we get up to speed my apendages may be trailing behind on the road.
Ok as soon as it’s dusk…action ?

Oooh I’m ready to help out tonight if needed … I can hide in the bushes again and let you know when the coast is clear … ..

Puce shorts

The staff at the Worm all dress in bottle green t shirts and price shorts. If we dress like that they won't know it's us. Sorry. It's in a good cause.

Ah, night vision googles required.
But they can't be so difficult to spot, surely?

Will top up with red diesel and fill up your heap sporty number while I'm at it.
Is it nice going topless?

Ok then. That’s tonight’s plan. Thor and Colin in charge of the bar.
ixion driving the trailer and concealed in the hay, me and some poteen. We’ll get them out of the field then AGA can lure them back with some fish and chips. Perfect. Better wait till it’s a bit darker outside we don’t want to be spotted.

We could tempt them back with fish and chips from Fast Fritz Fries. Their favourite meal.

They might come back on their own as the Worm and Walrus is a very downbeat place. They are used to 5* treatment at the Argy. Gnasher will not be impressed with the food and decor at the Worm.

? um I’m not sure but I think all are boys apart from Alarma.
Oh yes we must get them back. They are a big attraction. No wonder the Worm and Walrus wanted them. ?

I've never actually looked doodle but before I start knitting, which of the lamas are girl-lamas, please?

Couple of kiddies' walks next week and an old dears' strolling session, so Leo tells me, so we need them back before then.

Oh ixion they will look so cute in those. The other two will want some as well when we get back.

What a mind. Well done ixion.
I’ll go in the hay bales as Gnasher will come to me. Not carrots though. You know what he really likes……poteen. Plus it will make him docile and quiet.
You can drive the cart and we could have walkie talkies to communicate. That’ll teach that lot at the Worm and Walrus. ??

Like this...

No camouflage doodle
We can employ the Trojan Horse technique (v. Handbook ch.3 p.34).

Just back from my evening training run?.
That trailer of hay is empty.
We get a tractor and driver chappie from Hopeless Harry and drive another full load to the W and W.

We need a few Bargyers to conceal themselves within, arrive under cover of darkness and tempt Gnasher out with a sack of carrots - Alarma will follow.
I'll do 8 little knitted bootees for their tootsies and we can can all creep home.

What do you think?

Oh thanks grandmabatty. Mind you, your didn’t return him in the same condition you found him…..he can hardly walk. ?
ixion well spotted. Any idea as to how we tackle it? Camouflage being your speciality,

I'm returning Sting after my dirty stop out. I'm very tired and he was very worth the gold lamé undies. I've dropped off the fluffy pink handcuffs to Colin for later.

Fret not (yet) doodle ?They're still there. Went for an early morning run dawdle and spotted this.
Will you plan a dawn raid later?
I still have my haystack camouflage outfit somewhere.

Wot ?. Noooo the Worm and Walrus have stolen Gnasher and Alarma. It was the llamas they were after, not the staff..
Sob, sob ? my poor llamas. We will have to go and rescue them

Er, did we not start off with four lama-guards?
There appears only to be two now?

Oooh muse I like the sound of that. I think I’ll join you if I may. I’ll just stand the llmas down for the night and I’ll join you in the bar. ?