The Argy Conglomerate

Urm Do you fancy wetting your whistle with this?? Colin's made a Snowflake Cocktail. Horlicks, advocate and baileys? Had two all ready and ready to belt out De do do do de da da da now.

Yes Urms just tell us who you’d like to see on stage and I’m sure we’ll be able to get them..
Grandmabatty’s just driven off with Sting in the back of her car………he appeared to be tied to the door with my pink fluffy handcuffs. ?. I wonder if he’ll end up in the same state as George ……….he was never the same again.

I think we’re having a summer nights bbq with the Beach Boys next Friday urms but you can request your favourite with Leo who has contacts in all the right places ... ?

He’s not my type but just as well. I don’t think I’d be in the running anyway against all the competition in here tonight. Some of you girls really know how to dress up.

I need a drink after all that effort for grandmajet.

Oooh he definitely gives me goosebumps ?

'You drink coffee,I drink tea, my dear.'
I have always fancied Sting. Trudy doesn't deserve him.

‘Though I've tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on
Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met?
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on
I resolved to call her up
A thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll marry me
Some old-fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the phone
Long…’. ????

Well, brook's chilli is going down a treat with the strawberry daiquiris. Think when we're talking finger food for this sort of bash, we should revert to Muse's pasties in future...
Oodles of love and support coming your way grandmajet.
Hope you can hear us?

Yes thank you Urms very nice but we’ve moved on now.
? Every little thing she does is magic ?…..come on …join in now,

Grandmabatty stop ogling Colin like that. He’ll get a complex.
Muse we’ve missed your pasty’s. We could do with a bumper order for next weeks punters.
Oh for goodness sake, look at brook she’s gone all into the lavs to sit on the same toilet seat that his bum touched. She’ll be in there all night now.

‘Message in a bo-tol, message in a bo-tol. I hope I don’t .. hmm. Hmm. I hope I don’t... Message in a bo-tol’ ? ?

Wowsers we’ve raised the roof tonight - what a fab-u-lous evening!
Well done gang ?

‘Message in a bo-tol message in a bo-tol. I hope I don’t .. hmm. Hmm. I hope I don’t... Message in a bo-tol’ ? ?

? I hope you get my, I hope you get my ?
Message in a bottle ?
Can you hear us jet
Come in Urms big breath. Sing it out. ?

‘Message in a bo-tol, message in a bo-tol Hum. Hmm message in a bo-tol’ ??

Specially for you jet hope you’re back with us soon ❤️❤️❤️

I hope you get my message in a bottle. ..

Come on louder......

Great singing Urms ?

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah .... !!
Louder muse louder !!

‘Message in a bo-tol message in a bo-tol. I hope I don’t .. hmm. Hmm. Message in a bo-tol’ ? ?

He’s just about ready ...

Plenty of poteen for sore throats afterwards.

Horlicks Urms ??? On a Friday ??? As if ??