The Argy Conglomerate

Good idea with the llamas Doodle we can’t risk any disturbances
Can’t wait to meet Sting later, I’ve been pampering myself all day and I’m just about ready
I heard Colin say he was making the Bee Sting cocktails tonight Doodle with double whiskey, honey, apple juice and tequila.. poured over crushed Ice … I wonder what they’ll be like?
Should be a magical night …

I have had Thor, Theo and Leo brewing all day as we are expecting a big crowd. It's hot too so we will sell a lot of drinks.

Colin is ready with his shaker so we are all set.

Brook Sting has said he will sing Fields of Gold just for you as I told him it is your favourite.

No probs, Boss.
Tried to get garlic bread to complement the chilli, but no luck.
Never mind, managed to get a couple of Toastie loaves.
Hope this will be OK

Your cunning ploy seems to have worked AGA. I have just seen May wobbling along the pavement in her high heels heading in the right direction.
Oh I would love a Beach Boys night. Now the weather is a bit warmer we could open the doors and have a BBQ. Put up some surf boards. Great idea.

Back to tonight. We can bring Sting out of the cellar now that May has departed.
He will be quite the attraction so we’d better prepare for crowds. AGA have you and Thor got the poteen ready.
Has Colin got any new cocktails for us?
brook, ixion I’ve split the llamas up. Gnasher and Alarma at the front and Groper and Humpf at the back. If that lot at the Worm and Walrus know we’ve got a crowd in they could try and steal our staff while we’re busy.

I have the Beach Boys Songs in my head now. Round round get around I get around........ sloop john b..... help me Rhonda....

Love the Beach Boys. Must get them. I have taken Sting down to the cellar for now until we can find a way of getting rid of May.
She is not allowed in the Gold Throne Room btw.
Maybe we can tell her Ed Sheeran is on at The Worm and Walrus. It will take her a few hours to walk there and back.

Thanks all!
Can we not devise a distraction for May?
Dodgy lock on that lav door? (?'I hear you knocking...')

Talking of Brians, could we try for the Beach Boys next Friday? I'm sure Jet and Charlie will be in California by now and we could do a passable rendition of California Girls et al.?

Wowsers ixion I am so impressed! Absolutely stunning and I bet Sting hasn’t seen one like that before ..,
We really know how to dazzle in the Argy ...

A gold throne fit for a Queen. Maybe we can entice Brian May to play for us some time.
We are getting well known now and famous people are dropping in. Must do something about the dry rot in the floor boards.

Sting has arrived and so has May Hem! We need to keep her away from him or she will hog him all night. I think she invented tantric sex.

? wow ixion that’s amazing. I may sit in there all day just because it’s so lovely. Mind you if the paints not dry I may have to stay there.

Been up all spraying and enticing Tim the Tiler to do a good job for us on the dodgy walls. He did say they seemed somewhat damp? but has applied a good bond (I quote).

Noticed too late in the day night that the paint takes 12 hours to be touch dry - let's hope he won't need to touch anything...

ixion I’m sure he will be very impressed with your toilet cleaning. I expect he’s used to posh. Have you got any gold paint you can use for the seat? ?

Here he is ixion we’re so lucky to have him

I’ll make a big bowl of chilli - should keep us all warm ?

Not me doodle - I'm on lavs. Can't cook for toffee (as it were), but only too happy to service our guest's every need,
Which one is he?
Will someone point him out to me??‍♀️

brook2704

Awww I wish this was really really real now ?

Only one more sleep brook?

I need to use some poteen to gargle with. I want to be in top form tomorrow to join waspie what’s is name for his song for Jet.
I suppose we’d better put on some food in the bar as we will probably have a lot of punters in to hear him.
I will make a big bowl of my travel lodge salad (like Waldorf but without the walls or the dorfs.
What else can we serve? ?

Awww I wish this was really really real now ?

I hope he sings Fields of Gold it’s my all time favourite - good one for summer nights at Lemongrove manor

Lucky for us that May Hem is still away at college.
She's very, er, supple, have you noticed?

That's the trouble with having bright young things on the payroll☹️

The Admiral tried it and ended up in A &E.

Tantric sex. I had that once. Went on for hours, at least I think it did, I was asleep.

Oh yes ?

More about his annual shower.

Well I offered to sing ?. I think I would have been just as good as the Constabulary ?. But ok if you prefer a man in uniform so be it.

Is Dont Stand so close to me for the Admiral because he has bad breath?