The Argy Conglomerate

Aw, sorry Muse and Deeth daa.
Depending on the state of our customers on Friday nights, we do offer a 'See You Home Safely' service (for a small charge) and, as you can guess, this was very necessary appreciated last night.
But do come tonight!
I think you will find that Cornwall was eliminated in the semis and, thus, not performing. But please feel free to bring Cornish pasties, as these will go down well with the liquid refreshments.
(Are your wellies pong-free now?)

OK, I finally make it and the place is deserted.

It's half past the midnight hour and I've just seen the invite Doodle. Free drink and pork scratchings? I'll be back.

Thought I shouldn't turn up empty handed on my first visit so found a half box of chocolate brazils and a box of turkish delight in the back of the Christmas cupboard. I'll leave them under the kitchen sink, well away from the llamas. I was going to bring a plate full of my supersized spicy sausage sandwiches but MrM pigged the lot whilst I was getting my dancing pumps on. Gannet ?

Sorry to miss everyone. Is it an early start tomorrow for Euro Contest? Hope Urms hasn't a sore head.

I'm practicing my foreign language ixion : I hope there's a Cornish entry. Dha weles arta a-vorow.

Dan the Drain ixion . He’s got that yard in town called Flushbusters. You can’t miss it. They’ve got a giant plunger on the roof.

Just affix one of the sleds doodle and Gnasher can get her home. Don't they have a lift, tho', at her end?
Is Gnasher lift assessed?
I'll get Thor to take the lemongroves in their Roller.
He is so smitten with Fronc he won't hang around to get back.

I'll be in for the lavs and Tub sieve in the morning.
Can you leave me the name of the Drain chappie again, please?

Oh yes Eurovision Night. Should being in the punters.
I’m going to get Urms home now. I think she’s overcome with the excitement of dancing with Sir Tom.
Someone help me get her up on Gnasher and we’ll be on our way. I’ll be in early tomorrow to clear up.

Great night gang. Please don’t let Lord Lemongrove in the hot tub. He’s shrivelled enough as it is. ?

Watch out, the well heeled oiled Hen Party are coming over to join in.
Serious opposition here?

Well, I think we did jet proud. Thanks, gang.
Same thing next Friday til she's back with us?

Is it OK if we open up the Bar tomorrow night for the Eurovision Song Contest on the Big Screen?
Always a favourite with punters nationwide, lots of potential dressing up in a rough approximation of national dress and a chance to improve foreign language skills.
No need for food - they'll just dtink their way through the evening!

Can can it is. Do you think Sir Tom is able to cope with such excitement brook.
Ok girls, up on stage.........I hope everyone is wearing knickers....... ?

He is indeed, urms. They all say that?

I’ve gone a bit light headed. I need to sit down for a bit. Maybe put my head between my knees. I’ve not been that energetic for a long time. My ... he’s amazing isn’t he?

Toms just asked if we can have another round of the Can Can - he enjoyed it sooo much last time

ixion

Let’s get him on stage he can belt out a number for jet .

Doodle

OMG Sir Tom Jones is back and he’s dancing with Urms ?

Isn't he famously short sighted, doodle?

Oooh Sir Tom! I just knew he’d come back especially for jet

Sure.
That's Stan the Spray from the Repair shop, urms.
He can give you a nice tan, as long as his nozzle isn't blocked.
Our 'go to' man for body repairs, dented bumpers, overheating under the bonnet.

OMG Sir Tom Jones is back and he’s dancing with Urms ?

Look I’ve got another drink as brook necked mine. Keep an eye on it will you ixion? I’ve been asked to dance. No idea who he is but he’s been winking at me while I’ve been singing. Here he comes now...

Well I didn’t think it was funny ixion ?

Why is Jax rubbing her hands so much? Is it hand sanitiser or something unmentionable?

Oh I love that one Urms

Shh doodle or everyone will want one.

Let me look.
Nah, they're those chocolate coated almonds.
They were (romantic) amuse bouches on the tables.

Best not ask Urms ....anyone she can get usually.
Lord Lemongrove’s still upstairs asleep in a plate of oysters so goodness knows who lemon’s .....entwined with.

‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’
John Lennon famously called this song *granny music shit’. I think it’s got everybody up.

Baby love ooh baby love ?
I need you, oh how I need you ?
Ooooh oooo ooooo ooooh

Why have you all got your fingers in your ears ?