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Doodle Wed 12-May-21 22:56:39

Bar, Tea Room, Spa, AB12 ....is there no end to our talents.
All are welcome to join in our virtual enterprise. ?

brook2704 Fri 14-May-21 21:21:47

Phew! Good job we practiced carrying the freezer yesterday .. shshhh ..

Just give Sir Tom a pint of the best poteen ixion he’ll be fine ..

ixion Fri 14-May-21 21:21:21

Grab the llamas' trailing bits reins. We'll get them to trot on and they can drag you off, behind our flouncy skirts.

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 21:17:01

Right everyone grab a bit of doodle and hold her aloft, then dance sideways off stage while she flaps her foot. Smile, smile, smile.

ixion Fri 14-May-21 21:16:45

Here, stick this on while I think of something

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 21:12:22

I’m flapping ixion I’m flapping but how am I going to get off stage ?

ixion Fri 14-May-21 21:10:38

Well, the punters love it.
Sir Tom looks a little nonplussed

ixion Fri 14-May-21 21:08:26

Can you flap your foot doodle?
At the end, just do that behind us and pretend you're waving goodbye.

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 21:06:32

Oh for goodness sake will someone tell May Hem it’s a can can dance not a strip club. Get her off the stage Thor.

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 21:00:14

Er the only problem is I’m stuck like this. I can’t get my leg back down blush .
Just dance round me gang and pretend it’s all part of the show. Don’t forget to kick those legs high and scream like they do in France. I see Fronk is in the bar tonight waving his flag.

brook2704 Fri 14-May-21 20:55:11

Doodle that’s amazing! Well done - our star of the show!

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 20:49:36

It wasn’t me! It was another girl.

Time to get ready for our big moment, knickers back on girls!

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 20:44:52

I think Maw might be a bit busy tonight catching up on all she’s missed but I do think we ought to invite her next week for a welcome back bash.
Besides which we have enough women throwing themselves at Sir Tom already. Jet you hussy

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 20:42:44

What do you think girls have my exercises with Biccy paid off?

brook2704 Fri 14-May-21 20:41:04

Jet did you have to!

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 20:40:34

ixion take your bloomers off your head and wear them like the rest of us. Really, anything to get Sir Tom’s attention

Doodle Fri 14-May-21 20:39:10

Well I hope Sir Tom hasn’t hurt my llamas. They’re very sensitive you know.
Whose knickers is Gnasher sporting on his head?
Ooh Toms in good form tonight. Look at those hips wiggle. I hope he doesn’t overdo it. ?

brook2704 Fri 14-May-21 20:38:33

You can keep your hat on ixion!

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 20:35:10

Well, he’s safely back on stage, but I’m not sure anyone will have him for the night. Gnasher’s back is quite bony and he was bouncing about a lot!
He sound a bit squeaky!

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 20:30:55

That WAS unusual!

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 20:30:04

Hang on Sir Tom! Stop singing so loudly and they may slow down.

ixion Fri 14-May-21 20:29:17

Quick jet, wave your bloomers at them, 'head 'em off at the pass.
No (sighs). At the llamas, not Sir Tom.

brook2704 Fri 14-May-21 20:26:20

Ooops - Has anyone remembered to feed the llamas today? They think those leeks are real and are stampeding across the floor .. watch out Sir Tom

ixion Fri 14-May-21 20:23:47

BTW, who's having Sir Tom for the night (as it were)?

grandmajet Fri 14-May-21 20:22:58

Oh yes, ixion, no class. (Hastily hiding inflatable leek and removing headband)

ixion Fri 14-May-21 20:20:41

Well, they do like a good sing-along, don't they?
Sounds like Cardiff Arms Park.
(Between ourselves, I do think that those inflatable leeks that they are waving about are a little, er, tacky.
Ditto the daffodil headbands.
No class.)

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