The Argy Conglomerate

No I’m in a perfectly good mood ?

Oh I see what you mean . Yes we’re all ready. Now quietly does it and off we go. ?

Ballyclavas on, folks.
I'm not creaking, I have been well lubricated?.
Blinkers for the llamas, so they won't grass us up, as I think the phrase goes.
Back 'em up doodle - over she goes.
Are the oars people ready?

(Have you got the humps, doodle? LOL

Got it. Now heave ........and it’s on the cart.
Stop squeaking ixion someone will hear. Oops sorry it’s the wheels not you.
Let’s get the llamas haltered up.

It's jammed - oh, unplug it, someone.

Right I’m ready. I’ve put socks in the llamas feet to keep the noise down.
May Hem is doing a brilliant job distracting everyone. Didn’t realise she was that flexible ?
Let’s get the freezer on the cart

Duh ? sorry ixion I forgot. I thought it was another acronym!
grandmajet you said some of the customers looked green after the sandwiches......that’s not one of them is it ?
Right tonight it is.
I want sandwiches too. We might as well make it a picnic. It’s not every day we go on a cruise ?
ixion brilliant disguise. I’d never have recognised you.
Gulp.....perhaps as brook says we should leave the sandwiches behind. We can get some chips on the way home.
brook you look brilliant as a bloater.
Yes the llamas are all ready for tomorrow. I just hope they don’t injure themselves pulling that freezer to the jetty tonight.
Give me a couple of minutes to get changed into my costume and we’ll be off.

True. But you do expect to see a fish at the jetty.

Are the llamas opening the show with their line dance?

We could all wear sunglasses. Then again the fish has no ears.

Has lemon put the hoover round?

Btw Sir Tom has confirmed for tomorrow night at 8pm followed by the CanCan 9pm ...

Great idea ixion ?

Get May Hem and Sexy Sadie to parade outside the Argy.
All eyes will be there, trust me?

I’ll be on lookout AGA ? if anyone does notice us I’ll distract them ..

I don't think anyone will notice us as we head for the jetty with llamas and a huge freezer

Oh dear, I just ate a few. ?
No need to disguise myself now!

See you soon

So sorry Jet but if you saw what the llamas were up to today in the tea room you wouldn’t want the sandwiches .. naughty boys!

Who said that?

Ooh, I'm up for it?.
See you down by the jetty.
(I am the Octopus - koo-koo-katchu)

Wot no sandwiches?

Where did you get that photo of me grandmajet?

I’m up for it Jet after dark tonight ... don’t bother with the sandwiches though just bring the poteen ...

Of course you can AGA they’re all yours, I asked Madam Pom Pom to put extra special frills on those too ?

Tonight, after the bar closes. We could disguise ourselves as sea monsters, no-one will notice us then.
I’ll pack some snacks in case we get stranded - plenty of sandwiches left over in the tearoom today. I don’t think out of date fish paste is very popular. Several customers looked a bit green - I hope they haven’t brought in any germs to our super safe environment.

She and her freezer ended up in a scrapyard doodle.
AC-12's patch, that one.