What’s your favourite mondegreen?

I always thought it was Another one bites the dust !

When my grandson was a little fella he came home from school and said they d been praying to Kevin
We were puzzled but he gave us the explanation
Our father who art with Kevin

My favourite from my young grandson whilst watching Train my Dragon, he kept saying “wooden helpers”, it turned out it was “Woden help us.” We still have a chuckle with him about this.

‘I can see Deirdre now the rain has gone’

Chiquitita by ABBA .. is of course Chicken Tikka.

The opera La Donna e mobile has an aria where it sounds as though he’s singing about elephants ears. I’ve heard it many times and I still think it sounds like elephants ears!

"Gladly, the cross-eyed bear" ?

My sister always used to sing “And keep away for ever and ever..” to the Hallelujah chorus!

We always have sung “Another one bites the duster” in the Queen song. Our son was convinced it was correct.