Place in the Sun for sure! People with £80k who want two bedrooms, pool sea views, and then when the impossible is produced, turn it down because there will not be enough room for their entire extended family of 16 to visit for Christmas 
Pot Noodles
Pink wafers with marshmallow
White chocolate buttons with 100s and 1000s stuck on top 
Crappy magazines such as Take a Break, but just every now and then.
When I had my own business, I used to occasionally have an hour with Take a Break as I ate a Pot Noodle. The only thing I miss about having my own little office!!